ConeOfArc

Americans have no class

1 month ago | [YT] | 4,290



@devikwolf

The hamburger is a humble, utilitarian, working-class meal.

1 month ago | 180  

@CocoHutzpah

Americans will see this and say, "Hell yeah"

1 month ago (edited) | 376  

@xwrn

...but hear me out. The burger is a humble framework for a simple yet effective way to combine any and all flavor profiles into a convenient package. The ingredients are cooked and prepared largely separately and with simple techniques. They are then layered together in any combination with the only constraints being structural integrity and how wide the diner can open their jaw. The meat juices, condiments, and compression as you hold and bite into the hamburger sandwich serve to turn each bite into a vertical slice of every flavor and temperature where they can be tasted both individually and in combination. Hell yeah!

1 month ago | 256

@HarbisonelII

I'm not even remotely American and I'd take the burger anyway.

1 month ago | 111  

@cvi4057

Portable full course meal. The sandwich/burger, the taco, and the pizza, all three are not only culinary perfection, but if optimized correctly can provide you with all essential elements to the food pyramid in complete balance. Hell yeah ๐Ÿ‘

1 month ago | 28  

@dankdaze42069

You don't need class when capitalism is the class

1 month ago | 52

@cerviplays6691

โ€œWould you like Fries with that?โ€๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

1 month ago | 20  

@ColeClaussen-t3i

At least my mom took me to NASCAR.

1 month ago | 80

@vibeslide

As if ratatouille was a class act.

1 month ago | 13

@pauld6967

Clearly Cone's fingers messed up while typing. The correct statement is that Americans are the very epitome of class and culture because they recognize that the hamburger is perfection. There is absolutely no need for hoity-toity food creations when a hamburger/cheeseburger & fries can be had. ๐Ÿ™‚

1 month ago (edited) | 53

@Dogsbody40-c7l

โ€˜Murica ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ

1 month ago | 4

@randomyoutubeenjoyer6010

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

1 month ago | 3

@JonahDyer

We don't need class we need HECKIN' BORGORS

1 month ago | 3

@kamespinosarojas9225

Burgers and hotdogs a food for all the classes thus no class. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

1 month ago | 1

@Gaenzdad93

OK, but that's the appropriate reaction to receiving a nice burger.

1 month ago | 0

@AA-qd7vk

USA, USA, USA! ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ

1 month ago | 0

@imok961

We might not have class but we sure do have taste.

1 month ago | 15

@josefstalin9678

French trapezoidal prism complains that sick-as-fuck American hellcat has no class (1944, colorized)

1 month ago | 3

@chrisperrien7055

Technically you can cook hamburgers on an M-1 , but the real flex is bringing a B-B-Q grill out to the field๐Ÿ˜Ž

1 month ago (edited) | 1

@PrivateMcPrivate

Burgers are the embodiment of class.

1 month ago | 0