Recently, a friend was commemorating a special day and invited my son Rowan and me to join them. Given that I’m such a good friend (and that they insisted on paying), we happily joined them for a breakfast at IHOP.
Rowan has been, of his own accord, an unwavering vegetarian for years. So when the seemingly sleep-deprived waitress asked him what he wanted to order, he naturally wanted to know what could be substituted for bacon, given he’s a vegetarian.
I’m gonna need to stress that the waitress was told very clearly he’s asking because he’s a vegetarian.
Her response?
And I quote: “Turkey bacon? Turkey sausage?”
REJOICE, VEGETARIANS! You have new options on the table!
The experience was eye-opening.
… since, before she said that, I was quite tired, but now my eyes were wide open, wondering how she got this far in life.
Stay tuned for more entries into the ongoing series “A Very Unexpected Day in the Life of Darkness Jackson.”
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Recently, a friend was commemorating a special day and invited my son Rowan and me to join them. Given that I’m such a good friend (and that they insisted on paying), we happily joined them for a breakfast at IHOP.
Rowan has been, of his own accord, an unwavering vegetarian for years. So when the seemingly sleep-deprived waitress asked him what he wanted to order, he naturally wanted to know what could be substituted for bacon, given he’s a vegetarian.
I’m gonna need to stress that the waitress was told very clearly he’s asking because he’s a vegetarian.
Her response?
And I quote: “Turkey bacon? Turkey sausage?”
REJOICE, VEGETARIANS! You have new options on the table!
The experience was eye-opening.
… since, before she said that, I was quite tired, but now my eyes were wide open, wondering how she got this far in life.
Stay tuned for more entries into the ongoing series “A Very Unexpected Day in the Life of Darkness Jackson.”
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