The Onion

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else
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4 days ago | [YT] | 85,984

@constantinusferreus4221

Luckily his favorite couch was nearby to console him.

4 days ago | 6,200

@linclokatz

Has he ever even said thank you to trump for calling him piggy?

4 days ago | 4,100

@Gud-y2s

Ah ok, so "VP" stands for "vice piggy".

4 days ago | 2,400

@ccb6013

That's also their safe word.

4 days ago | 1,500

@georgeshrinks3039

Mascara running faster than his political career.

4 days ago | 2,300

@ericmoss6110

Maybe the best Onion headline of all time

4 days ago | 963

@Doobsnackz

he thought he was the only piggy for trump

4 days ago | 612

@Redpandarascal

At press time, he was heard squealing with rage.

4 days ago | 538

@Demelore

Dude, with the South Park episode this is insane.

4 days ago | 848

@1Hugh_Jass

And DJ piggy cried "wee wee wee" all the way home..

4 days ago | 166

@BobbiFarren

Nah. What he really misses are nights on the couch with Donald, eating popcorn watching Deliverence...

4 days ago | 116

@mikekruiser5682

JD is blowing it out of proportion, trump uses the Deliverance style piggy call for him

4 days ago | 96

@Daniel91728

Whenever I see JD Vance. I can’t get that one south park episode out of my head.

4 days ago | 40

@effluxi9587

The last time i was this early, the Onion was satirical.

4 days ago | 187

@davidfurritus

I hope that he has an emergency touch-up kit for his guyliner.

3 days ago | 53

@richardbeckenbaugh1805

RIP Onion satire. They’ve gone to straight news, god help us all.

3 days ago | 13

@dbmorton1114

Yet Piggy believed in vain that he could tame the bad boy, something no other woman or child was ever able to do. 🙄

4 days ago | 24

@joshdeese432

“Ohhh Boooosssssss!”

4 days ago | 75

@abhigyanutsav9651

satan would not be happy

4 days ago | 76

@sergeantschlumpf6368

Loooooool. 🤗

1 day ago | 2