PADDY THE MAGICIAN

story time:

I showed up in LA in 2015 and had this short… friendship(?) with a ceLeBriiTy photographer who asked to shoot me. he kept pushing for nudes and I eventually caved. the photos were fire, but honestly, I felt embarrassed. I kept telling myself it’s nbd cuz “I’m a dude, like whatever,” but that was never actually how I felt.

I introduced him to my actor friends (famous — the irony) and he jumped at the chance to shoot their portraits. then out of nowhere he started acting weird, like I was irrelevant or annoying to him. and then he just unfollowed me.

I was ashamed, I won’t lie. he really thought he was some important figure in the world but to me he was just a stranger who purposely tricked me. and he was a prick, like in general.

he acted like a friend, so I thought I could trust him. but he’s just a leechy incel with hard drives. and when he leaks those images, he’s gonna have a problem.

he knows that though bc I saw him in WeHo a few years back and he literally ran away from me. he doesn’t want to race me though. I’m kinda fast…

🤡🔨

🃏xpq


a picture says 1,000 words.. ❤️‍🩹

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