In other breaking news: sea life suddenly showing a sharp uptick in being able to get out of bed in the morning and face the day with renewed purpose and hope for the future.
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Thankfully I heard he was headed to Texas to eat the measles outbreak.
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"This unreviewed paper I found from 2002 suggests that antidepressants cause autism, and I want to use people on the spectrum as a scapegoat for today's problems."
7 months ago | 134
Experts fear this might see a huge decrease in national good-mood-polls results
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Local songbirds tunes confirmed by scientists to have increasingly happier chirps
7 months ago | 68
Alex Jones: He's turning the effing frogs sociable! And maybe trans.
7 months ago | 291
“Why’s everyone depressed? Just fail upwards? Have you ever considered that?”
7 months ago | 357
Glad to see good old Photoshopping hasn't fully been replaced by AI
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Please stop posting actual news. I can't tell what satire is anymore.
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Sources say the worm is now really upset and seeking a new home.
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I give it a year before he goes full blown Scientologist.
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"New study finds alcohol consumption increased by 70% after RFK JR. flushes nation's antidepressants"
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"Sir, turns out anti depressants were the last bastion preventing a full blown bolshevik revolution"
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The Onion
RFK Jr. Flushes Nation’s Antidepressants
Read Full Story: theonion.com/rfk-jr-flushes-nations-antidepressant…
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