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RFK Jr. Flushes Nation’s Antidepressants
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7 months ago | [YT] | 17,798



@bjammin187

In other breaking news: sea life suddenly showing a sharp uptick in being able to get out of bed in the morning and face the day with renewed purpose and hope for the future.

7 months ago (edited) | 1,200

@jasonolszanicky4035

Thankfully I heard he was headed to Texas to eat the measles outbreak.

7 months ago | 692

@Yuug-Makuug

"This unreviewed paper I found from 2002 suggests that antidepressants cause autism, and I want to use people on the spectrum as a scapegoat for today's problems."

7 months ago | 134

@Lmao_373

Experts fear this might see a huge decrease in national good-mood-polls results

7 months ago (edited) | 1,100

@pvmanisggoorgh3377

Local songbirds tunes confirmed by scientists to have increasingly happier chirps

7 months ago | 68

@crash.override

Alex Jones: He's turning the effing frogs sociable! And maybe trans.

7 months ago | 291

@mikekazz

"Back in my day no one one had depression"

7 months ago | 687

@Jim-l9q7i

“Why’s everyone depressed? Just fail upwards? Have you ever considered that?”

7 months ago | 357

@SennaTheSenna

Glad to see good old Photoshopping hasn't fully been replaced by AI

7 months ago (edited) | 262

@Зол.Э

"They put water in our depression supply!"

7 months ago | 16

@eljoel89

Please stop posting actual news. I can't tell what satire is anymore.

7 months ago | 295

@JJ-oe4oc

Sources say the worm is now really upset and seeking a new home.

7 months ago | 69

@randyjax09

I give it a year before he goes full blown Scientologist.

7 months ago | 96

@colechapman6976

"New study finds alcohol consumption increased by 70% after RFK JR. flushes nation's antidepressants"

7 months ago (edited) | 11

@yuvrajshekhawat8667

Finally, even drain bacteria can be happy now

7 months ago | 2

@mikestanmore2614

Reports of giggling whales and dolphins skyrocket.

7 months ago | 22

@depressedgaming8704

Good

7 months ago | 1

@aesop2733

He's turning the frickin' frogs gay

7 months ago | 15

@bigdapramirez6157

What a hero. Now all those rejected goldfish will be happy

7 months ago | 9

@b.mcboatface7319

"Sir, turns out anti depressants were the last bastion preventing a full blown bolshevik revolution"

7 months ago | 2