You Know What's Bullshit?! Putting up with the bullies' abuse
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. These archaic throwbacks really need a physical beatdown 10x worse than the ones they doled out on the daily basis. It's annoying to me to turn on the news, hearing about some random bully story about how some poor kid is getting abused by some genetic defect. There are a couple of ways one can deal with a bully. (Keep it in mind that I'm not gonna be held responsible for the advice I give you to put up with them. Let's begin.) The easiest thing to do is fight back. And no, I don't mean “throw a punch,” I mean a throw a fucking chair! Throw a desk or anything else that's not nailed to the floor! Fight dirty, punch 'em in the balls, beat 'em with your backpack, and throw 'em down a flight of stairs! The ends justify the means, so knock out a few teeth in the process. And be warned, you'll be dragged to the principals office after beating a fellow classmate with a desk, but make sure you clearly state “I was merely defending myself against continuous attacks perpetrated daily by this neanderthalic individual and had to resort to drastic measures because the learning institution I attend sat idle without intervention, allowing the routine beating I received to continue. I should sue you.” You may get weeks of detention, you may get a few months in jail depending on the severity of injuries, but either way, that asshole should think twice before pulling that kind of bullshit again. The downside of our evolved society is that bullying doesn't end in the schoolyard anymore. It continues on with social networks and any other idiotic virtual bullshit that engulfed our daily lives. In cases like this: Dude, ignore. Just use the ignore option. It's there for a reason. However, if the stupidity persists, get parents involved, call the police, or better yet, the FBI. Internet crimes are a federal offense. Get some info from your local authorities and see how your particular situation can be handled. The one thing a bully would fear is drunken parents beating the shit out of them because the cops showed up on their doorstep. For me, I wouldn't be too worried about being labeled a rat by your peers. If they're not gonna help you stand up to these dickheads, fuck them too. If they don't have your back, they can suck on your sack! That cool motto should be on a T-Shirt or something. Anyway, you're probably thinking “But I don't wanna ruin anyone's life cuz they're picking on me.” Why the fuck not? If they're gonna ruin your childhood, feel free to ruin their life. If you don't take a stand, you'd forever look back on your school years as a horrible bucket of emotional shit you'll have to carry around with you for the rest of your life. Press charges, prosecute, and wave goodbye to them if they get transferred to another school, or a correctional facility with shady priests. Fuck these guys. You don't have to necessarily use your fists, just use your brain. Never throw the first punch, always have a witness and aim for the fucking balls! If you kick them hard enough, there's a good chance of losing the ability to create another generation of genetically debased offspring. You'd be doing the world and all its future geeks and nerds a valuable service. I'd do the same and tell those bullies to fuck off and never pick on us again and say “that's bullshit.”
Nathan Aponte
You Know What's Bullshit?! Putting up with the bullies' abuse
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. These archaic throwbacks really need a physical beatdown 10x worse than the ones they doled out on the daily basis. It's annoying to me to turn on the news, hearing about some random bully story about how some poor kid is getting abused by some genetic defect. There are a couple of ways one can deal with a bully. (Keep it in mind that I'm not gonna be held responsible for the advice I give you to put up with them. Let's begin.) The easiest thing to do is fight back. And no, I don't mean “throw a punch,” I mean a throw a fucking chair! Throw a desk or anything else that's not nailed to the floor! Fight dirty, punch 'em in the balls, beat 'em with your backpack, and throw 'em down a flight of stairs! The ends justify the means, so knock out a few teeth in the process. And be warned, you'll be dragged to the principals office after beating a fellow classmate with a desk, but make sure you clearly state “I was merely defending myself against continuous attacks perpetrated daily by this neanderthalic individual and had to resort to drastic measures because the learning institution I attend sat idle without intervention, allowing the routine beating I received to continue. I should sue you.” You may get weeks of detention, you may get a few months in jail depending on the severity of injuries, but either way, that asshole should think twice before pulling that kind of bullshit again. The downside of our evolved society is that bullying doesn't end in the schoolyard anymore. It continues on with social networks and any other idiotic virtual bullshit that engulfed our daily lives. In cases like this: Dude, ignore. Just use the ignore option. It's there for a reason. However, if the stupidity persists, get parents involved, call the police, or better yet, the FBI. Internet crimes are a federal offense. Get some info from your local authorities and see how your particular situation can be handled. The one thing a bully would fear is drunken parents beating the shit out of them because the cops showed up on their doorstep. For me, I wouldn't be too worried about being labeled a rat by your peers. If they're not gonna help you stand up to these dickheads, fuck them too. If they don't have your back, they can suck on your sack! That cool motto should be on a T-Shirt or something. Anyway, you're probably thinking “But I don't wanna ruin anyone's life cuz they're picking on me.” Why the fuck not? If they're gonna ruin your childhood, feel free to ruin their life. If you don't take a stand, you'd forever look back on your school years as a horrible bucket of emotional shit you'll have to carry around with you for the rest of your life. Press charges, prosecute, and wave goodbye to them if they get transferred to another school, or a correctional facility with shady priests. Fuck these guys. You don't have to necessarily use your fists, just use your brain. Never throw the first punch, always have a witness and aim for the fucking balls! If you kick them hard enough, there's a good chance of losing the ability to create another generation of genetically debased offspring. You'd be doing the world and all its future geeks and nerds a valuable service. I'd do the same and tell those bullies to fuck off and never pick on us again and say “that's bullshit.”
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