At 18 years old, before Chuck Norris left his house, he said to his dad "you're the man of the house now"
1 day ago | 89
Glad to see the Chuck Norris meme is as everlasting as Rick Rolling. May those two memes never die.
11 hours ago | 3
God rested the 7th day because he trusted Chuck could watch over in his absence.
1 day ago | 64
Chuck Norris stares at the sky until it cries. That's where rain comes from.
1 day ago | 23
Chuck Norris once threw a granade, killed 58 people, and then the granade exploded.
1 day ago (edited) | 64
Chuck Norris has died but the reaper is too afraid to tell him so he's got this
1 day ago | 40
Chuck Norris never gets lost. The earth is just in the wrong place
1 day ago | 12
Chuck Norris once punched a gorilla, which made it explode into 2 huge chunks. Now, there are 2 species of gorilla.
19 hours ago | 4
I see that 12% of the voters don't who Chuck Norris is. I hope the gorillas will and surrender before he has to break the round house kick.
1 day ago | 26
Unlimited Motivation
Who would win in an unarmed brawl (no weapons, no prep)?
• 1 Chuck Norris 🤠
• 100 Gorillas 🦍
1 day ago | [YT] | 314