Whatifalthist

Write the punchline.
“I identity as the ruling regime and ____”

1 week ago | [YT] | 579



@drascalicus5187

... I have investigated myself and found no wrong doing.

1 week ago | 458  

@GRØZÅonYT

…we are watching Rudyard Lynch very closely.

1 week ago | 160  

@Blackfire-n7e

"...find no wrong in our currrent staff, legally or otherwise"

1 week ago | 135

@bacchusinstituteofscience8650

"I idenitfy as the ruling regime and the compulsary compliance is just to ensure your voluntary cooperation.":

1 week ago | 59

@psych0CS2

"You can trust me"

1 week ago | 66

@nickconner2101

…my pronouns are O/bey

1 week ago | 115  

@DrFaustVII

“Welcome to Jackass!”

1 week ago | 84

@justalitttleun

"... you will respect my authoritar"

1 week ago | 67

@davidevans7477

....work only for the good of the people.

1 week ago (edited) | 2

@DBD-ue5wm

It is my gods will that you serve me.

1 week ago | 2

@dennisburns2002

My aunt is a conservative high school history teacher. She said this year's students asked her what her pronouns were. She told me this was her response. "Honey, I am postmenopausal. My pronouns are try/me!" I love my aunt so much 🤣

1 week ago | 55

@Paul_Durbin

Israel needs our help

1 week ago | 53

@bruh...imnotgoodatnothing.4084

"There is no war in ba sing se."😊

1 week ago | 5

@nicharrington5794

On the Epstein list

1 week ago | 93

@michaelthayer5351

...I will argue in bad faith with supreme sophistry to deflect the blame of the masses onto the scapegoat of the day.

1 week ago | 10

@RJNaturale

“… I don’t identify as the ruling regime.”

1 week ago | 10

@elihill9358

... Their are little boys in my basement

1 week ago (edited) | 2

@pieceofschmidtgamer

"...I wear my Star Wars Rebel Alliance lapel pin because I'm the rebels and you're the evil empire!"

1 week ago | 4

@trentvlak

...I not as thought as you drink I am.

1 week ago | 2

@Chris-es3wf

"...I declare BANKRUPTCY"

1 week ago | 27