Dank is in that awful situation of leaving your missus after 10 years and realising how bad hoeflation has gotten.
9 months ago | 727
When the women on tinder swear not to be a federal agent but I can see them glowing through the screen...
9 months ago (edited) | 30
NEVER COMPROMISE. NOT EVEN IN THE FACE OF ARMAGEDDON.
9 months ago | 121
Just because it's weird and creepy doesn't mean it's wrong Danks! Erm...hold on....that sounded much better in my head.
9 months ago | 41
If they reject your telegram, they're not The One. Never change for a woman.
9 months ago | 69
Can’t be the only one who read this in Dank’s voice and speaking cadence 😂
9 months ago (edited) | 15
Dank has realized how bad hoeflation has really gotten. Down in the trenches with the rest of us, god speed sir.
9 months ago | 55
Some Muppets just tried cancelling Meatcanyon for saying "Broads". Fkn crazy world we live in.
9 months ago | 4
I saw a reddit post about a chick complaining about a dude asking for her Instagram instead of her phone number and then when someone mentioned Opsec she's like "wELL uSe a fAKe phOnE nUmBer"
9 months ago | 21
They really do think you’re a serial killer if you don’t have one lmao
9 months ago | 1
This just reinforces the point that I need social media to date, and that's wild
9 months ago | 1
The first thing I thought about when you announced your separation is how you’re going to be shocked at the state of adult dating lmao.
9 months ago | 19
The Babushkas would never ruin my OpSec. The Yiayas on the other hand....
9 months ago | 2
Women my age are constantly baffled that I don't use Snapchat
9 months ago | 38
Count Dankula
Hey guys, I'm now on Instagram because apparently saying to women "no you can't have my number, that's bad opsec, what's your telegram?" is apparently "weird" and "creepy". Broads, am I right?
www.instagram.com/countdankulatv?igsh=MXVqMmE0Y3R4…
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