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Hera: [sees eros and psyche happily in love] that shit available on amazon or what

3 years ago | [YT] | 232



@tntguardian6455

Hera could really do with a nice relationship. Maybe Hestia could help Hera find one, even if she isn't a goddess of love

3 years ago | 19

@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose

Zeus: "If they're from Amazon, what does that make us?" Hera: "Door Dash."

3 years ago (edited) | 24

@elainerobles4221

Hermes, starts stealing love arrows from Eros: Only for $99.

3 years ago | 14

@lightknight6749

Hera :Becomes Jealous Hera: If I Can't Have It No One Can

3 years ago | 4

@sushisnail

hello, i miss your content so much!! i hope you’re doing okay <3

1 year ago | 4

@Apollo_Dionysus_Hermes

At least she's not looking at what Zeus purchased on Amazon . . .

3 years ago | 8

@stceciliaprobably

”Aphrodite your boyfriends here…” - probably it’s Hermes -

3 years ago | 9

@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose

Zeus, clueless: "Wait, if Psyche is from the Amazon, why is she white?" Hera: "She's not from the- Apollo, rolling his eyes & smirking: "Oh my Gods Zeus, you can't just ask people why they're white." (And just to clarify, I did look up to see if Greeks are considered at all white before posting this. In certain instances they can, though the exact term is Caucasian-European.)

3 years ago (edited) | 14

@GreenSteveSSO

At Aadian's therapy session* Hera:you made me happy by kicking that asshole back into olympus,thank you for giving me therapy. Aadian:ok thank you but what asshole mean Hera:UH- Nemesis breaks into Olympus in a rage* How dare you Where the replies at

3 years ago (edited) | 9

@flameshock1013

Let me check. looks on Amazon ;-; Hera..... Amazon is asking me if this is really my life. Hera: Say yes.

3 years ago | 10

@ex1stent1al_cr1s1s

Demeter: It's actually available on Ali express but the prices are wayy to high you should probably wait a month or two until they drop

3 years ago | 5

@theonethesequel

Sup, you still live?

2 years ago | 4

@GreenSteveSSO

Cpr x love game playing I'm the background* Aadian:this song is amazing Aadians starts singing Cpr* Aadian:Yo d(no) break hard like a medal AUgH I got three holes for it like a pre- Austin:you knwo the meaning of the song is- Austin gets thrown In the wall by nemesis and breaks the music box thingy* Nemesis:NO

3 years ago | 2

@justiceadams6623

Goes to make a device in secret for hera

3 years ago (edited) | 3

@Alexand3r4696

Hey are you doing okay? New sub!

1 year ago | 1