Im convinced this dude gonna die at 50 from a everything infection, either that or he outlives us all from a super developed imune system, only time will tell
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Everything i learned abt this man is against my will
1 week ago | 7,400
Asmongold taking a shower is true character development
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It also develops a protective wall between you and any human.
1 week ago | 2,400
This is like medieval serf logic 😂 “The dirt hardens thy skin and prevents the invasion of bad humors
1 week ago | 4,100
One of Nurgle’s Great Unclean One hath spoken
1 week ago | 3,400
Imagine telling your dermatologist: ‘Nah, im evolving.. stop trying to ruin my exoskeleton’
1 week ago | 3,000
For fuck sake, we're all gonna die from nuclear devastation and he's just gonna run around with the giant cockroaches.
1 week ago | 714
Wait, he discovered how to shower? God damn... never thought I'd see the day. Bet his mold colony is pissed though.
1 week ago | 591
he didn’t like Ghost of Yotei because the hot springs have him PTSD to the last time he bathed himself
1 week ago | 1,600
And also creates a safe odor barrier in the nearest 7 mile radius
1 week ago | 899
"Developing an exoskeleton" is one heck of a way to say "a thick layer of dirt was stuck to my skin"
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Lessons in Meme Culture
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