Absolutely excellent. Incidentally I keep asking people if they heard about the heist and I keep getting asked, "What's the Louvre?"
5 days ago | 417
I don't think a mega corporation who's most known for taking a open source game and privatizing it while also nickle and dimeing us almost as bad as EA should be making jokes about theft
5 days ago | 177
the last time our party did a jewel heist it involved a raccoon, a ladder, and a bag of holding
5 days ago | 30
tried something like this once, stealth attack lobotomy became the best option after a while
5 days ago | 53
As a cleric, the only way you could convince me to not knock out all of my party for stealing is by saying that the jewel within has divine powers or something, if so, then you will probably never see any of those guards again, cuz like they say: “The biggest nerf to the Cleric class is it being called a healing class”
4 days ago | 6
In the group I’m running? The warlocks first instinct would be to cast shatter, the artificer would pick all the locks and disable the traps, and the ranger would ride his spider steed on the ceiling to avoid suspicion and the fighter you knock out anyone who could raise an alarm. Things would go well until they have to leave, then all hell would break loose. The cursed tome would probably tempt the warlock into doing something stupid to cause this
3 days ago (edited) | 1
Me and my party were playing DnD yestarday and found a very fluffy cow. We named him Bubbles and we are trying to find the spell clone to make an entire army of Bubbles
4 days ago | 31
Excellent! I've got a heist planned (in dnd of course) so we'll see how they take it on...
4 days ago (edited) | 0
I do remember a campaign I was in once where we would all sneak around well except our rouge - who was the one with the highest stealth stat
4 days ago | 0
We made a daring escape from a mad king possessed by a demon. Everyone in our party rolled a nat 17 or higher. Then our ROUGE rolled a nat 1. It only went downhill from there.
3 days ago | 0
Knowing my first ever DnD party, it'd probably go as follows (ignoring alignments because that'd stop half the party from doing this in the first place)... -My character (the sorcerer): thought up the plan, is the guy coming in disguised as the worker -The artificer: is the guy bringing the crane truck in -The bard: is paired with the sorcerer, running emergency distraction if the disguise fails... not because that's the plan but because he thinks it's funnier than his intended role -The ranger: is literally just along for the ride -Both the fighter and the paladin: are the guys the truck is getting in through the window, except they're far less tactful than the real deal and do a sloppy smash-and-grab against the plan that trips the alarms, getting the loot and getting out, then having the artificer drive off and leave the other half of the party to take the fall for their sloppiness
2 days ago | 0
the last heist involved half our party getting sent to an alternate dimension and a separate campaign spawning to follow them
4 days ago | 0
Dungeons & Dragons
Your party would never. But if they did, how would it go down?
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