UrinatingTree

So I'm going to suck at baseball against the Portland Pickles tonight at 6pm PST. Watch us by clicking the link below. I need a hit or else I put fries in the bag.

youtube.com/live/yd60IOaP64E?si=23QYGv9STK_ue7M3

2 months ago | [YT] | 701



@PassionFingers

Get some practice in beforehand. Open bag, place fries in, don't drop them on the floor.

2 months ago | 14

@LicensetoShill

Can I get some fresh ones?

2 months ago | 17

@LazMan-w2g

UTREE is going to hit an absolute p!ss missile over centre field, im calling in now.

2 months ago | 4

@joeym5243

Give us a little more heads up on the post next time. Hope you do well though!

2 months ago | 16

@BenMan8881

A 3-2 ab? Your batter's eye is getting better. Forcing the pitcher to throw in the strike zone. That's progress. Keep it up.

2 months ago | 1

@latituderider

Tree went 0-1 as he only got one opportunity at the top of the 9th when the game was well out of hand.

2 months ago | 4

@PeachSH04

Hit a dinger Tree, we believe in you!

2 months ago | 2

@JohnRitchiejd23

6:13 Rare Okayu C-C-C-C-CHARISMA BREAK!

2 months ago | 0

@jakeanderson5698

Dang tree you almost had the walk! But Ik it’s either a bloop single or nothing so proud of you for striking out swinging!

2 months ago | 0

@Phineapoo

Wish I could be there tonight. You should do a meet and greet after the game at a restaurant so we can celebrate your loss :D

2 months ago | 2

@X525Crossfire

Can I get onion rings instead?

2 months ago | 3

@the2.0squad95

Can I get no salt, extra crispy?

2 months ago | 0

@tehbeernerd

So I’m sure you’re pretty far into whatever subject you chose for the next Legacy of Failure, but hear me out for the next one: Minnesota’s NHL Legacy of Failure.

2 months ago (edited) | 2

@kevinramsey417

You might make contact with the ball.

2 months ago | 1

@jrob2430

I tried to yell HIGH END TALENT at tree but my voice doesn't carry 😢

2 months ago | 1

@unfortunatefan6417

You have to record a hit or attend every Cleveland Browns game this year

2 months ago | 1

@clintm3472

so baseball, huh?

2 months ago | 0

@AN46290

Your walk up song should be the angels deep song!

2 months ago | 0

@drunkcaribou_699

You won't suck as bad as the Twins now D:

2 months ago | 0

@ashwinranji8790

not as bad as the pirates

2 months ago | 0