Valefisk

I am an idiot.

I have been informed that Valve will simply not give access to trading cards for a completely free game, it either has to cost money or have micro transactions in it. Very sad.

One option then is to make a dumb little paid DLC that, say, puts a hat on Greg - but I'm not willing to do that. Crypt is an absolute steaming pile of manure and I will never directly charge for anything relating to it, even to get access to the trading cards.

I guess we'll all just have to wait for Crypt II :)

3 years ago (edited) | [YT] | 15,923



@TheSandsofFlowingTime

$6.66 DLC that adds a second Greg, the true nightmare difficulty

3 years ago | 3,200  

@nuclearcatpotatoe3714

You could make the DLC a dollar to put a hat on Greg, but give all the money made by the DLC to a charity Use the suffering of the audience to help un-suffer others

3 years ago (edited) | 4,100

@boowompthecat

someone else suggested this but i think its a really good idea which is to add the hat greg DLC twice but one is free dlc the other is paid like its an option, do you want to give money or do you just want the hat. (TABS did something similar with the bug cheat menu where you could pay to get it early and support the devs or just wait for the update that added it anyway)

3 years ago | 111

@MrHealYourGirl

I remember when they implemented that policy. People were creating games just to get trading cards to sell. As I recall, every trading card only sold for about a nickel, but over time it added up while also clogging Valve's game database.

3 years ago | 1,200

@Corescos

A one-cent dlc that just says “thanks for buying dlc so I can have card packs for this game” added to the credits or somethinf

3 years ago | 31

@fallentitan9811

6.90$ DLC to make Greg become two Gregs, except the second one is stuck in the first so it just doubles the sound coming from him.

3 years ago | 28

@thesteambreaker9449

Oh god I feel that this incident just made vale more vigorous in his mission And that friends will spell doom to human kind I love it

3 years ago | 18

@VibratingSkeletons

A 69 cent dlc where Greg is flipped upside down

3 years ago | 15

@skinny29216

$4.20 DLC called "do not buy this"

3 years ago | 40

@ajollyduck

DLC That makes Greg do flips when he jumps

3 years ago | 8

@j.yossarian6852

WTF You should absolutely make a DLC that puts a hat on Greg. You absolutely deserve voluntary monetary compensation for your efforts and it let’s get you up to even more mischief.

3 years ago | 47

@LonelyTater

Honestly you could just do it as a support the developer DLC like many games do and clearly state that it is only if you want to donate a small amount. Adding a hat would be funny or some random animation

3 years ago | 10

@oldmarjin

Add microtransactions that you can't find, it's not possible to get to the page, but it's still in the game

3 years ago | 10

@Meteorite_Shower

Have the DLC be additional audio cues that plays clips of the original victims players at the appropriate moments.

3 years ago | 25

@brodiemorris2081

What if you just charge the absolute minimum price for the hat like one cent or if they don't let you maybe like 10 cents?

3 years ago | 61

@derkach7907

"And what was the reason to build a second crusty crab right next door to the original?" "Money"

3 years ago | 2

@notmads9985

Just add a microtransaction that gives you an RGB torch

3 years ago | 165

@rhysdog8600

what if the hat was really good and was actually worth paying for?

3 years ago | 565

@soot.mp3

To be fair, Vale, I would pay an ungodly amount of money to give Greg a hat.

3 years ago | 121

@TheLemonyOne

I genuinely want to pay for a hat for Greg, why would you bait us with the option and then take it away from us

3 years ago | 821