Rate My Takeaway

In todays episode of Rate My Takeaway.. can you guess what happens next? 🤔

2 years ago | [YT] | 439



@elliottg8125

He trips over, does a commando roll, jumps on your table, does the moonwalk across the table and shouts "has anyone seen Bubbles"

2 years ago | 15

@jameshawe7499

He poured orange paint and glued his hand to your table and started shouting stop olive oil

2 years ago | 141

@Inki288

Danny's chair finally lets go and the hovering angel throws himself underneath Dan to break his fall.

2 years ago | 19

@chrisefc3579

You impale him on the umbrella and roar KING UT NORTH!!! before devouring his corpse in a show of Alpha male superiority.

2 years ago | 6

@simonmarkham1460

You have him a Barnsley back hander 👊

2 years ago | 5

@manninachair

I used to work in Brighton, looks the kinda guy to start screaming insane shit and attack someone, lets hope not!

2 years ago | 5

@MichaelTurner-qj7ne

Michael Turner

2 years ago | 1

@ThMindFdr

He's doing an Irish Michael Flattley dance, clipped his clogs into the air and you look like your going to throw the umberella so he can then break into 'im singing in the rain' encore while you wait for the grub.....

2 years ago | 1

@Inki288

That guy farted so violently that it launched him into the air.

2 years ago | 3

@carllawrenczuk9173

What's your intentions with that brolly Danny ? You gonna open it to scare him off like a pigeon 🤣👌

2 years ago | 6

@D_B_Cooper

He rugby tackles you while screaming MEAT IS MURDER

2 years ago | 6

@iamskrybz

I look as confused as u do 😂

2 years ago | 0

@markwright7357

One too many drinks and the reality of what we call gravity hurts.

2 years ago | 0

@andytommo3661

Falls into a ninja roll exposes the knacker cracker lands straight in the the chair test position

2 years ago | 0

@cr103

Guessing he's dancing

2 years ago | 3

@wolfie8712

Does a back flip.

2 years ago | 1

@Mathew-Plummer

At least we can blame it on the festive feeling for dancing like that with a bit of music in the background but then when i found that the dancing had overlayed/edited sound to it i thought good editing but - OMG, that musta been awkward. Then that news crew interrupting you and those kids i thought were gonna cause trouble.

2 years ago | 1

@BSimpson1998

The real question is why you're sitting on the road? Did you add wheels to your table? 😂

2 years ago | 2

@brianuk4430

Aliens beam him up....never to be seen again 🤡🤡🚀

2 years ago | 0

@tico4940

Cartwheel over the table

2 years ago | 0