He is always 6 months away from making a nuke.
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He owns two convenience stores and works for his cousin in a third convenience store.
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He rolls his eyes when people confuse "Persians" with "Iranians" or that he is labeled an Arab.
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He has anthropological discussions with "The Most German Man In The World".
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He doesn’t always vote… …but when he does, his ballot is mysteriously counted twice — once in Tehran, once in Los Angeles.
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He suspected he might be gay until he had a conversation with his surgeon.
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He tells people he is Azerian (Assyrian) when he travels to the North, Baloochian when he is in the South, Lurian in the East and Christian when he leaves the country
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He always insisted it was persian gulf instead of arab gulf.
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He claims every religion on Earth began in Mesopotamia – except Islam, because that would be heresy.
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He still has an Iron Shiek statue in the house, to protect it.
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His photo album was confiscated for containing a photograph of his grandmother from 1976.
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He once got bunker busters dropped over him. Shrugged it off and said he wasn't even there...
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Abandoned Films
Ideas for "The Most Iranian Man in the World"
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