If it's a 70s movie that scene always ends in one them getting shot
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One suddenly stops and goes silent. He's figured it out. The missing piece causes the puzzle to come together and now they can definitively prove [their client's innocence/the defendant's guilt].
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Phoenix and Edgeworth discussing where to have dinner after their case
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Walking down steps AND maintaining a conversation? That's when you know you have a fantastic lawyer on your hands
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They were friends in fourth grade and one tells the other that he became a lawyer just to see him again.
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Those enormous marble columns certainly add to the dignified look of their crisply pressed suits.
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They cheerfully exposit each other's backstories and the case that will be relevant later in the film.
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When an Onion writer is out of ideas, they look through stock photos and make up an article about it.
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This is either the end of a "Law & Order" episode which concludes with Lenny quipping "What do you call a dead lawyer on the court house steps?" or it's the beginning of a new CBS dramedy series called "Send Money, Guns, Lawyers, and Love!"
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One friend described this catch up as “very productive”. Another one said that it had the “potential to become historic”.
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One lawyer to the other: "Hey Pete Hegseth told me that his friend who works at Pegasus was told by his friend in the Mossad, that his sister - in - law, who serves in the IDF - That she and her team, blew up a shipment of sodium perchlorate in the Port of Shadid Rajaee in Iran... Don't tell anyone I told you. 🤗
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As a non graduate I've tried this with both friends and colleagues. However I always end up having to studiously concentrate on not falling down the steps and breaking my goddamn neck. Its harder than it looks, and thats why they earn the big bucks
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thank you, the onion. this one is sweet. i hope they share advice and meet up for coffee sometime.
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Law & Order taught me all the craziest things happen on those staircases
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The Onion
Attorney Friends Catch Up While Briskly Walking Down Courthouse Steps
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