Ares: hungover What the hell happened last night? Eris: you pissed on the moon Ares: What? Aphrodite: Yeah you pissed on the moon and then you cursed out Prince Hector it was really weird Ares: Hector is a strong leader I would never do something like that
3 years ago | 14
I literally think about Ares everytime that song comes up. He definetely blasts it at full volume at 3AM every night.
3 years ago | 11
Dionysus: I'm so glad I can't hear that song anymore it's driving me crazy Apollo: Yeah, that's understandable. Btw have you heard my latest poem? It's really cool this time I swear Dionysus: No I haven't. What is it about anyway? Apollo: ... IT'S ABOUT DRIVE, IT'S ABOUT POWER-
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Ares: All around me are familiar faces, something faces, something faceeeeeees. Athena: Actually it's- nevermind, are you alright? Ares:.... Sits on her lap Sis, I got troubles. Athena: Me too. Why must you do this as a grown man? Ares: First Aphrodite dumps me for the clout, and then Dion kicked me out. Athena: She did what? Calls someone up This is night-owl to fire-man, get the group together. This time it's personal! Hephaestus: This is fire-man to night-owl, why do you insist on calling me at 3am?
3 years ago | 11
another update: hermes has taken it upon himself to continue the work of his brother, dionysus is not amused
3 years ago | 22
Why does Dionysus have a night cafe? Hermes: Probably because he got banned from late night drinking back at home. Ok fair enough.
3 years ago | 10
I feel like Dionysus would support this if it was anyone else, but it had to be Ares
3 years ago
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Drunken Musical Numbers for the Gods Zeus: "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Hera: "Set Fire to the Rain" by Adele Aphrodite: "Love Me Harder" by Ariana Grande & The Weeknd Apollo, Hermes, & Dionysus: "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO Athena: "The Man" by Taylor Swift Hades & Persephone: "The Phantom of the Opera" from the ALW musical of the same name Artemis: "Heart Attack" by Demi Lovato (usually directed towards Orion) Hestia: "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" by ABBA (only because she's an ABBA fan) Hecate: "Black Magic" by Little Mix Hephaestus: "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
3 years ago (edited) | 4
Dionysus: plz leave, leave NOW! Ares: IT'S ABOUT DRIIIIVEEE MOTHERFUCKER
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After that he sneaked up behind Aadian and starting blasting it in her ears while singing it to
3 years ago
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Even Dionysus has taste in music. Ares should know better before embarrassing himself with his alcoholic antics. He'll make Dionysus look bad
3 years ago | 5
greency
Greency’s Olympian Updates:
ares has been banned from dionysus’ night cafè lounge for continuously blasting “face off” by the rock and taking off his shirt while screaming “IT’S ABOUT DRIVE IT’S ABOUT POWER” everytime he takes a shot.
disclosed by the VP of marketing, the maenad association.
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