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4 days ago | [YT] | 17,024



@sevin8378

At my last job, I told someone thanks for covering for me in a project and everyone in the room beat me to death with rocks. Best way out of that situation tbh.

4 days ago (edited) | 2,300

@JohnBrownEye

Man humiliates himself by attending function with coworkers.

4 days ago | 2,200

@anthonyhughes8026

Man humiliates himself by showing human levels of empathy.

3 days ago | 702

@five12man

Ah yes, I see the open bottles of activator in the foreground. Bad play, sir.

4 days ago | 747

@MDHilgersom

Don't worry, they were all too drunk to notice

4 days ago | 296

@fake-inafakerson8087

It's cool to appreciate the people who make your job easier and more tolerable. That's never ALL your coworkers

4 days ago | 690

@sgtJOOSEcapeS

I usually make the mistake of saying thank you or God bless you when someone sneeze.. i have moderate to severe mannerism

4 days ago | 268

@gatoreptiliano8785

"Man gets employed" (we reached the point where this would make it to the news)

4 days ago | 44

@jadugarqatil

I received a tps report saying I needed to keep my congenial behavior to the extent of opening doors for colleagues with a smile that resembled a facial tic without the slightest hint of genuineness in case it made them wary.

4 days ago | 271

@サターモーン_カルヴィリ

The horror. Never elude that your fellow drones are people! During business hours or at work functions, it doesn't matter. Because people have emotions; drones do not. Drones can handle the soul crushing existence of daily work-life; people would scream in aguish at a fraction of what the standard work drone is exposed on a minute-by-minute basis.

4 days ago | 121

@drone2778

Man humiliates himself at work by actually working.

4 days ago | 27

@lairheron9489

American companies be like - Relationships/humanity: Bad Featureless productive worker: Good

4 days ago | 368

@nigelee

Look, this was bad, but at least he didn't get them presents.

4 days ago | 57

@thebkstank2095

Man humiliates himself by selling portions of his life to a company in exchange for money and healthcare

3 days ago | 3

@MichaelTorres-b2v

That’s hilarious. I just told a coworker I appreciated their effort. I’m pretty sure he thought I was drunk.

4 days ago | 71

@rosethorne9155

There are companies that still throw holiday parties for employees? 😢

4 days ago | 39

@bubukechu114

Idgaf I will always show my appreciation for my coworkers 💪

4 days ago | 9

@powderedtoastfacekillah734

Lesson: Never be nice to coworkers they aren’t worth it

4 days ago | 20

@ThatOneRaggedyScarecrow

Baseball huh

4 days ago | 130

@panzielynsky2922

Must be the same man that got divorced and is burning through hobbies at an insane rate

3 days ago | 4