At my last job, I told someone thanks for covering for me in a project and everyone in the room beat me to death with rocks. Best way out of that situation tbh.
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Man humiliates himself by attending function with coworkers.
4 days ago | 2,200
Man humiliates himself by showing human levels of empathy.
3 days ago | 702
Ah yes, I see the open bottles of activator in the foreground. Bad play, sir.
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It's cool to appreciate the people who make your job easier and more tolerable. That's never ALL your coworkers
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I usually make the mistake of saying thank you or God bless you when someone sneeze.. i have moderate to severe mannerism
4 days ago | 268
"Man gets employed" (we reached the point where this would make it to the news)
4 days ago | 44
I received a tps report saying I needed to keep my congenial behavior to the extent of opening doors for colleagues with a smile that resembled a facial tic without the slightest hint of genuineness in case it made them wary.
4 days ago | 271
The horror. Never elude that your fellow drones are people! During business hours or at work functions, it doesn't matter. Because people have emotions; drones do not. Drones can handle the soul crushing existence of daily work-life; people would scream in aguish at a fraction of what the standard work drone is exposed on a minute-by-minute basis.
4 days ago | 121
American companies be like - Relationships/humanity: Bad Featureless productive worker: Good
4 days ago | 368
Man humiliates himself by selling portions of his life to a company in exchange for money and healthcare
3 days ago | 3
That’s hilarious. I just told a coworker I appreciated their effort. I’m pretty sure he thought I was drunk.
4 days ago | 71
There are companies that still throw holiday parties for employees? 😢
4 days ago | 39
Idgaf I will always show my appreciation for my coworkers 💪
4 days ago | 9
Must be the same man that got divorced and is burning through hobbies at an insane rate
3 days ago | 4
The Onion
Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them theonion.com/man-humiliates-himself-at-holiday-par…
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