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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-t…

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@Shebleum

The river styx is now to be called the river of America

6 days ago | 298

@NotDrDre

Trump announces tariffs on “whatever country Spirt Halloween Stores is from”

6 days ago | 3,500

@eosborne6495

This just in- Trump is letting the Ghost Decoration build an air base in Iowa and giving it mineral rights in Alaska. Fox News is celebrating his shrewd negotiating skills.

6 days ago | 467

@AppleBiscuits

Despite not even having hands, the ghost still held all the cards.

6 days ago | 377

@scrudge5352

One of the nicer soulless husks he's negotiated with recently

6 days ago | 3,200

@Jean-LucPicard85

That muppet has two weeks to get its shit together unless it wants another two week deadline.

6 days ago | 2,300

@gordonstrong5232

"You're not even wearing a suit"

6 days ago | 2,600

@ENCHANTMEN_

One of them is a withered corpse on a string and the other is motion activated ghost decoration

6 days ago | 103

@JYTOdev

Which one's the motion activated ghost decoration?

6 days ago | 8,700

@thepolarphantasm2319

Trump is now claiming he ended the lengthy war between the lawn gnomes and the wacky waving inflatable flailing tube men

6 days ago | 128

@6demonbag542

Is that what we're calling Laura Loomer these days?

6 days ago | 415

@markfrankenberry2440

Decoration demands the release of the Epstein files

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@enverse244

Trump announces 1000% tariff increase on imports from the Ethereal Plane.

6 days ago | 193

@Andrew2k18

“Ghosts are all dead. I prefer people that didn’t die”

6 days ago | 130

@XCalibur672

One’s a soulless husk created by corporate interests to put a face to their reign of terror, and the other is a Halloween decoration.

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@simplygod1035

The tariffs got ghosts the worst. With the housing crisis, and the rising costs, ghosts are starting to haunt several houses just to stay afloat

6 days ago | 31

@vornamenachname1572

It just had the better arguments.

6 days ago | 163

@iloshwdgac9213

That jack-o-lantern looks old and bad. Did someone not throw it out last November?

6 days ago | 274

@everyonelovesmajima

I trust the motion-activated ghost decorations more.

6 days ago | 178

@stormyhasanopinion4598

Bros gonna tariff the spirit realm

6 days ago | 1,200