Trump announces tariffs on “whatever country Spirt Halloween Stores is from”
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This just in- Trump is letting the Ghost Decoration build an air base in Iowa and giving it mineral rights in Alaska. Fox News is celebrating his shrewd negotiating skills.
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Despite not even having hands, the ghost still held all the cards.
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One of the nicer soulless husks he's negotiated with recently
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That muppet has two weeks to get its shit together unless it wants another two week deadline.
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One of them is a withered corpse on a string and the other is motion activated ghost decoration
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Trump is now claiming he ended the lengthy war between the lawn gnomes and the wacky waving inflatable flailing tube men
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Decoration demands the release of the Epstein files
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Trump announces 1000% tariff increase on imports from the Ethereal Plane.
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One’s a soulless husk created by corporate interests to put a face to their reign of terror, and the other is a Halloween decoration.
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The tariffs got ghosts the worst. With the housing crisis, and the rising costs, ghosts are starting to haunt several houses just to stay afloat
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That jack-o-lantern looks old and bad. Did someone not throw it out last November?
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I trust the motion-activated ghost decorations more.
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The Onion
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-t…
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