The Human Spider

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 25,151

@mr.s215

MJ: "But peter, getting pinned runs in my family." Peter: "Nobody gets pinned in your family."

3 weeks ago | 1,000  

@PronounDisrespecter

"With great weight, comes high mortality rate" -Uncle Ben, probably.

3 weeks ago | 1,200  

@franklin_67

MJ:"Don't make me look ugly." Peter:"You already are."

3 weeks ago | 484  

@aswinraj4063

You want fitness Get gym membership

3 weeks ago | 566  

@liammorriss

40,000 years of eating and we've barely tapped the vastness of obesity potential

3 weeks ago | 168  

@entheos4566

"Stings doesn't it?"

3 weeks ago | 207  

@DUTCHLEFTME

“Don’t make me look fat!” “That’s impossible”

3 weeks ago | 414  

@TheWendigoAtYourDoor

"Peter, I love you" "I missed the part where that's my problem"

3 weeks ago | 111  

@sameerpandit5071

MJ *cries* Peter - “Gonna cry ??”

3 weeks ago | 495  

@Chris-we7hh

MJ: "So how do I look? Any change?" Peter: "Change? Yep. Big change." MJ: "Oh you can't do this to me. You know how much I exercised??"

3 weeks ago | 93  

@milk9817

MJ: "Stop bullying me! I will stand up for myself and won't let you saying hurtful words to me!" Peter: "You can stand?"

3 weeks ago (edited) | 249  

@Majin_buu_u

Bro hit her with the 'Great Power, Great Roast-ability' speech!

3 weeks ago | 59  

@Clockworkorangecassidy

Mary Jane Fatson

3 weeks ago | 41

@kylevidetto1115

"I'm gonna put some donuts in your pie." 😂

3 weeks ago | 28  

@sameerpandit5071

“EMOTIONAL DAMAGE !!!”

3 weeks ago | 361  

@ShinichiKudo48695

Peter: I am something of a fat shamer myself.

3 weeks ago | 12

@mr.brightside4498

"Be careful who you change into" - uncle Ben

3 weeks ago | 60  

@SevereCake

"40,000 calories and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human waistlines..."

3 weeks ago | 106  

@ColoqueNombreAqui

Heavy words...

3 weeks ago | 66  

@UnwieldyElephant

"Pizza time!"

3 weeks ago | 39