You Know What's Bullshit?! Being spoiled on Christmas.
Every year there's a Christmas, and recently every year, it's followed by a slew of spoiled jackasses using social media bitching and complaining about the gifts they received on Christmas morning. “I can't believe my mom didn't get me the newest iPhone! She knew I wanted an iPhone, and all I got was the Samsung Galaxy! She's such a bitch!” Bruh, you just got a $400 phone, which your parents are paying a monthly bill for, and you have the nerve to tweet complaining about it using that same phone you just fucking got! For real?! Frankly, if I was a parent of a spoiled cunt like that, I'd just take that phone right back to the store where I got it and come back with a lame-ass flip phone from the turn of the century. Here you go, you spoiled prick. Text on that! And ya know, it doesn't just start and stop with phones. There are also clothes, toys, video games, gaming consoles, and cars. People are complaining about getting the wrong fucking colored car! “I wanted my Mini Cooper in red, and they got me yellow! I hate my parents!” Dude, you got a fucking car for Christmas! Some people have to take the fucking bus! Which is exactly what I'll be making this brat do from now on. Here’s a bus pass, ya dick. Have fun sitting in the back with the angry gang of teens using a retro ghetto blaster to annoy the seniors for the next year, you fucking dumbass! And I really get that you expect one thing and got another, and it's disappointing. I really do, but seriously, save the complaints for the ugly sweater, complain about the toe socks you just find weird and impractical, complain about the eggnog with lack of alcohol content, but when it comes to $400 phones, $20,000 cars, and anything over $50, keep your fucking mouth shut. I don't wanna hear some whining and complaining cuz they got the wrong phone, wrong gaming console, or the wrong fucking colored car. It's free for ya, and you have no right to complain about it. And if you don't want whatever you got, send it to my mail, cuz I can either use it or donate it to someone who can. And hey, have you ever wondered why your parents get you shit for Christmas? It's because Santa already knows you're a whiny little bitch and decided long ago to stop showing up to your fucking house when you complained about getting the wrong fucking thing when you're 6 years old. Okay? Santa hates you, and your parents are trying to keep up tradition so you don't feel like shit. Just be thankful that they didn't tossed you in the dumpster with a bullet in your head. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. (If you have a problem with “Happy Holidays” or “Merry Christmas,” then Happy Shut The Fuck Up!) Hope you celebrate your days in December not to deal with bullshit!
Nathan Aponte
You Know What's Bullshit?! Being spoiled on Christmas.
Every year there's a Christmas, and recently every year, it's followed by a slew of spoiled jackasses using social media bitching and complaining about the gifts they received on Christmas morning. “I can't believe my mom didn't get me the newest iPhone! She knew I wanted an iPhone, and all I got was the Samsung Galaxy! She's such a bitch!” Bruh, you just got a $400 phone, which your parents are paying a monthly bill for, and you have the nerve to tweet complaining about it using that same phone you just fucking got! For real?! Frankly, if I was a parent of a spoiled cunt like that, I'd just take that phone right back to the store where I got it and come back with a lame-ass flip phone from the turn of the century. Here you go, you spoiled prick. Text on that! And ya know, it doesn't just start and stop with phones. There are also clothes, toys, video games, gaming consoles, and cars. People are complaining about getting the wrong fucking colored car! “I wanted my Mini Cooper in red, and they got me yellow! I hate my parents!” Dude, you got a fucking car for Christmas! Some people have to take the fucking bus! Which is exactly what I'll be making this brat do from now on. Here’s a bus pass, ya dick. Have fun sitting in the back with the angry gang of teens using a retro ghetto blaster to annoy the seniors for the next year, you fucking dumbass! And I really get that you expect one thing and got another, and it's disappointing. I really do, but seriously, save the complaints for the ugly sweater, complain about the toe socks you just find weird and impractical, complain about the eggnog with lack of alcohol content, but when it comes to $400 phones, $20,000 cars, and anything over $50, keep your fucking mouth shut. I don't wanna hear some whining and complaining cuz they got the wrong phone, wrong gaming console, or the wrong fucking colored car. It's free for ya, and you have no right to complain about it. And if you don't want whatever you got, send it to my mail, cuz I can either use it or donate it to someone who can. And hey, have you ever wondered why your parents get you shit for Christmas? It's because Santa already knows you're a whiny little bitch and decided long ago to stop showing up to your fucking house when you complained about getting the wrong fucking thing when you're 6 years old. Okay? Santa hates you, and your parents are trying to keep up tradition so you don't feel like shit. Just be thankful that they didn't tossed you in the dumpster with a bullet in your head. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. (If you have a problem with “Happy Holidays” or “Merry Christmas,” then Happy Shut The Fuck Up!) Hope you celebrate your days in December not to deal with bullshit!
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