xLetalis

I have come to tell you that the Witcher 4 will be a massive disaster, everyone should avoid it. Learn more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sramL...

5 months ago | [YT] | 842



@hanalucez

YEEEEAAAH ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAAAR

5 months ago | 120  

@scottdickson9224

>checks calendar So baseball, huh?

5 months ago | 108  

@Mr_Welch

We knew that when they announced it was going to be a rhythm controlled musical game

5 months ago | 45

@DaLordIsBack1

Let us all pray this joke stays a joke

5 months ago | 39

@maniatissa

I almost-ALMOST believed you, and I was momentarilly in shock, because I suspected you know sth we don't...And then I remembered the date😅

5 months ago | 12

@mattcat83

Wait 24 hours and this post would break the Internet with fan rage.

5 months ago | 2

@Cento_12

Saw this the day after April fools so I my guard wasn’t up for this. I got so mad

5 months ago | 3  

@zatchbell5678

This might age magnificently

5 months ago | 9

@jbarthold5

Nice try dude won't get me this year lol

5 months ago | 5

@strongeronplants

I'm not falling for April fools this year 😂

5 months ago | 7

@nevar23

Been watching you for a few years now, and yet I still had a moment of panic when I saw this. 😅

5 months ago | 2

@NiklasRides

Looks at the calendar ah this makes sense now

5 months ago | 4  

@TheAngelOfDeath01

Nice Aprils Fools, 'talis. <3 Have good one, mate!

5 months ago | 1  

@carlgustafemilmannerheim5661

I know this is an April's fool joke but I honestly believe this.

5 months ago | 13

@moz3169

here he goes again

5 months ago | 2

@king-of-light-23

You scared me there man good one that was a good one

5 months ago | 0  

@House.Of.Pain.

I know this is supposed to be a joke but... I see no lies detected. I promise you, no I guarantee you that this will be no where near the Witcher 3! Y'all can argue all y'all want but when it comes out y'all see that it's not even gonna be close to 3! That's why I'm waiting for the Dawn Walker! A game that was made by the actual creators of The Witcher 3 who left CDPR. I will literally bet anyone right now (and I'm being dead serious) that Dawn Walker will be better than Witcher 4 and their colorful(to put it nicely) cast of people who work at CDPR now! And it hurts my feelings the same exact way that Dragon Age Fail hard did! DA is one of my favorite video games "FRANCHISES" of all time! I've literally beaten all of the games multiple times! I've beaten Inquisition like 4 or 5 times since like 2016 lol. That's literally how long I've had the same exact game and gaming system. But I damn near cried at Fail Hard! I was literally waiting for a new DA game for so long. I was checking for any gaming news that I could find on the game because I loved the other games so much! I just loved being immersed in the Dragon World. But was heartbroken when I saw the game trailer for the first time lmao. When I say "let down" that's a major understatement! If you didn't tell me it was, I would literally not even guess that it was part of the Dragon Age franchise. Hell,... Nm. I heard if I have nothing good to say don't say it at all! And with that being said, I can't wait for Dawn Walker to win game of the year! I don't remember when they said it's supposed to be released, but man do I hope it comes out around W4. That way we can compare and contrast. And the people who say "But but but Ciri was supposed to be the next Witcher! She she she was set up to be!" No she wasn't, not in my playthroughs! She was literally put in the position where she would and could do the most good. And that was being the Empires one of the biggest kingdoms the world had ever seen! Where she belonged. And then on top of that a female can't even become a Witcher. Not because they can't, but because they can't lol! It's literally physically impossible for a female to survive the trials of the grass! But if all of these so called "Witcher Fans" actually knew the lore of the Witcher and not just meat ride everything that CDPR puts out they would actually see that it's physically impossible for a female to live! There have been multiple, and I mean MULTIPLE FEMALES WHO'VE TRIED! AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM DIED, HORRIBLY! Their bodies literally broke down. There was too much change in a female's body for them to survive the change.

5 months ago | 0

@Josuegurrola

Not today brother. See you in the road grand master witcher.

5 months ago (edited) | 1

@Yo_AB_Breaks

Ya got me last year. Ya got me again this year. Next year's my year. Almost certainly next year's my year. Sob is gonna get me again, I know it.

5 months ago | 2  

@streetside2833

Good one

5 months ago | 0