BIG BEAUTIFUL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF PROPAGANDA OF THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S BANANA REPUBLIC MADNESSTAN
Dear Patriots, it is with great regret that we must inform you that broadcasts of Great Bigly Patriotic Truth will remain on hold for multiple weeks, as our chief propagandist is taking a well-deserved vacation to Absolutely-No-Secrets-Here Island. Due to der Fürzer Donald Trump's rigorous deportations, as well as race- and gender-based firings because nobody's job should be determined by their race or gender, the Department has not been able to find a replacement for this time. Sacrifices must be made in the name of patriotism! In the meantime, the Department compulsively recommends patriots to plug their ears and cover their eyes, as any and all perception of reality, which is not presented by der Fürzer's glorious Department of Propaganda, is obviously not to be trusted and most likely woke.
We wish patriots well in this trying period and look forward to reconnecting in a few weeks. Glory to Madnesstan!
Sprites4Ever
BIG BEAUTIFUL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF PROPAGANDA OF THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S BANANA REPUBLIC MADNESSTAN
Dear Patriots,
it is with great regret that we must inform you that broadcasts of Great Bigly Patriotic Truth will remain on hold for multiple weeks, as our chief propagandist is taking a well-deserved vacation to Absolutely-No-Secrets-Here Island.
Due to der Fürzer Donald Trump's rigorous deportations, as well as race- and gender-based firings because nobody's job should be determined by their race or gender, the Department has not been able to find a replacement for this time. Sacrifices must be made in the name of patriotism!
In the meantime, the Department compulsively recommends patriots to plug their ears and cover their eyes, as any and all perception of reality, which is not presented by der Fürzer's glorious Department of Propaganda, is obviously not to be trusted and most likely woke.
We wish patriots well in this trying period and look forward to reconnecting in a few weeks.
Glory to Madnesstan!
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