The Human Spider

1 month ago | [YT] | 23,045

@griffin.2364

Uber driver: with useless passenger comes useless conversations.

1 month ago | 907  

@chungheilau318

"You know, I am something of an idiot myself"

1 month ago | 277  

@vredigo

"I'm gonna put some 5star in your review."

1 month ago (edited) | 532  

@Reizei_Reisen

"You're my Uber driver, STOP LECTURING ME PLEASE!"

1 month ago | 263  

@abhinavmishra8769

"You're an Amazing Driver! , Uber Man"

1 month ago | 305  

@VanillaSpooks

With great uber comes great tips.

1 month ago | 1,500  

@Chris-we7hh

Uber driver: 100 bucks? The meter said 3000. Passenger: I miss the part where thats my problem.

1 month ago | 139  

@bste-slo

"Stop acting like my father you're my uber"

1 month ago | 492  

@alcidesprieto1967

Cancels the ride Uberman: You can't do this to me!

1 month ago | 213  

@StrengthShowcase

"That's a nice car, did your husband give it to you?"

1 month ago | 83  

@rickswordfire4774

He's actually a scientist, but OSCORP doesn't pay the bills

1 month ago | 77  

@wt4555

Me trying to strike a convo with stranger: "so what do you do for a living?" My Landlord: "give me rent!"

1 month ago | 257  

@DawarAnsari19

"You know, I'm something of an uber driver myself"

1 month ago | 36  

@therealayushSub

"Customer overpaying" Uber driver: I need that customer

1 month ago | 117  

@bubbles6126

Uber drivers when they don’t get a tip: “Oh you can’t do this to me…”

1 month ago | 26  

@JohnTravis-r3r

The uber driver who only does it part-time: “You know, I’m something of a scientist myself!”

1 month ago | 20  

@Freedom_iwant

Uber driver : now ,double the money Peter : you can't do this to me

1 month ago | 92  

@pulkitgupta5749

"With great vocabulary, comes great conversations."

1 month ago | 95  

@gazebo9730

Me trying to strike up a conversation with the Human Spider: So what's your favorite superhero? The Human Spider:

1 month ago | 9

@ComradeSlice

I'll take the surge pricing. Double the money.

1 month ago | 8