His haircut was inspired by his curtains. He doesn't realise the brim of a baseball cap is supposed to go forwards. He only listens to two genres: Eurodance when he's high, and grunge when he's mad. He still thinks it's cool to recite all the lyrics to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" He still uses dial-up to get online. When someones neon light goes out, he just stands in its place so his shirt will light the way. While everyone else is glued to their smartphone, he's still glued to his Tamagotchi. He still cries every time he watches Mufasa die. Everything he owns is transparent. "I don't always drink Capri-Sun. But when I do, I show everyone how to put the straw in the right way"
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He has a Cassette with CD player he plugs into the lighter in his car.
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He can afford a two story house and a family of 7 while working at a gas station.
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Whatever problem you're having, he has a magazine subscription for it
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He still has an AOL account. He doesn't ask Google, he asks Jeeves. He still burn CDs. His house interior is designed in 90s Taco Bell chic.
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The Macarena!!! The world needs to remember that it was NOT a Mandela Effect and it REALLY happened!
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Abandoned Films
Ideas for "The Most 90s Man in the World"
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