Abandoned Films

Ideas for "The Most 90s Man in the World"

2 months ago | [YT] | 98



@CharlestonRat

His haircut was inspired by his curtains. He doesn't realise the brim of a baseball cap is supposed to go forwards. He only listens to two genres: Eurodance when he's high, and grunge when he's mad. He still thinks it's cool to recite all the lyrics to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" He still uses dial-up to get online. When someones neon light goes out, he just stands in its place so his shirt will light the way. While everyone else is glued to their smartphone, he's still glued to his Tamagotchi. He still cries every time he watches Mufasa die. Everything he owns is transparent. "I don't always drink Capri-Sun. But when I do, I show everyone how to put the straw in the right way"

2 months ago | 22  

@altonyoung3734

He has a Cassette with CD player he plugs into the lighter in his car.

2 months ago (edited) | 7

@Axemantitan

Before he goes out, he has to pump up his shoes.

2 months ago | 13  

@potentpotables5468

He can afford a two story house and a family of 7 while working at a gas station.

2 months ago | 8  

@ButteryOtter

Whatever problem you're having, he has a magazine subscription for it

2 months ago | 4  

@JGKersh16

He refuses to get a cellphone, because he’s got a pager.

2 months ago | 9

@Toast_Stealer321

He Thinks A Nuclear War will break out on August 29, 1997

2 months ago | 9

@theapologeticgamer8708

Nirvana wished he had his teenage spirit

2 months ago | 10

@theapologeticgamer8708

His tamagotchi is still well fed

2 months ago | 7  

@Axemantitan

He drinks Crystal Pepsi during the day and Zima at night.

2 months ago | 7

@ButteryOtter

His 20 inch CRT television weighs more than he does

2 months ago | 5

@MatthiaGryffine

He is still paranoid about the Y2K computer crash

2 months ago | 6  

@Axemantitan

He claims to understand what Eddie Vedder is singing.

2 months ago | 7

@MattWestbrook

Uses a Blockbuster Video membership card as a valid form of ID.

2 months ago | 2

@simontailor9704

He still has an AOL account. He doesn't ask Google, he asks Jeeves. He still burn CDs. His house interior is designed in 90s Taco Bell chic.

2 months ago | 14  

@wstine79

One strum from his guitar causes 200 80's hair metal bands to break up.

2 months ago | 2

@homer9006

Before doing anything he exclaims: "It's Hammertime!"

2 months ago | 4

@anthonyruby2668

The Macarena!!! The world needs to remember that it was NOT a Mandela Effect and it REALLY happened!

2 months ago | 5

@virtualmall5756

He was born in a flannel shirt.

2 months ago | 4

@EmIly-xz2yd

His mustache is inspired by every serial killer from the 70s.

4 weeks ago | 0