FailArmy

What's the biggest lie you've told to your parents?

3 days ago | [YT] | 184

@Sicboyz-ku2wr

I will make you proud

3 days ago | 37

@joekuntzman4016

Biggest lie fail army told = "no one was harmed"

2 days ago | 6

@alanbryant11

I don't do drugs! High af when I said it 😁

3 days ago | 9

@NatanaelG.D.A.Bracho

I'm fine

3 days ago | 8

@nameundetected6867

They lied first, talking about tooth fairy’s and Santa 😂

2 days ago | 2

@mrlionrocks

I didn't shit in the pool

3 days ago | 9

@keyvan1981

You r the best parents ever !

2 days ago | 1

Nice try Mom and Dad

3 days ago | 4

@RickStone53

"I have no idea how the car got into that shape!!"

2 days ago | 0

@bigcheetah32

A bird flew into the bathroom window, and broke it. It couldn't have been me sticking the plunger to the window..and trying to pull it off...

23 hours ago (edited) | 0

@Vileotersn

I'm straight

3 days ago | 9

@AmandaHuggenkiss

That they are my real parents instead of them having been adopted

2 days ago | 0

@Foreign0817

"Suitcase full of Spanish gold? What are you talking about..."

2 days ago | 0

@spittingfire420

Told them was going to Sacramento for the weekend........went to LA for a week

2 days ago | 1

@DragonSavior2930

I didn't drunk Cola, my teeth messed af.

2 days ago | 1

@ArinyaXoriGMVs

I didn't steal that $200. I also hid my tongue piercing from them for almost a year

3 days ago (edited) | 1

@Jimmy-p9n

I am really their child

1 day ago | 0

@smokinfasts1973

I don’t know why 500ppl were at our house on Saturday night while you guys were out of town.

2 days ago | 0

@Wornk

I’m sober

2 days ago | 0

@RaeezTheDeadPoet

(to my dad) "No I didn't eat the crisps you're trying to sell to earn some extra money.

3 days ago | 0