You Know What's Bullshit?! Mic Checks in Online Gaming
Don't get me wrong. Gaming online is fun and interactive, but there's always some assholes that has no concept of how to work their gaming consoles or gaming PCs. For example, a mic. No matter what I play, there's always this jackass that goes “Yo, anybody got a mic? Can you hear me?,” that goes on for five minutes until some fucker turns on their mic and screams until their ears bleed like
“WE ALL HAVE MICS! SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DICK! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU! SHUT UP!”
Now you have a perpetual ringing in your ears loud enough to drown out the frag grenades in your game, and you're considering suing that asshole for blowing out your subwoofer. Thanks to these fuckheads, other gamers have to find players elsewhere, and unfortunately for you, the game's already started and you're running on the battlefield with these two teammates who just started a lifelong hatred for each other. As the game drags on, you notice your team is slowly gaining additional players, all of whom have no idea that their mics have been left on.
Kid: Dad. Dad.
Dad: (playing online) What?
Kid: I want chocolate milk.
Dad: Well, okay. After this game.
Kid: Dad. Dad. I want chocolate milk.
Dad: In a little while, hold on.
Kid: I want chocolate milk.
Dad: Go to your room, man! Go to your room!
Then all of the sudden, a blaring tantrum of childhood bullshit claims the airwaves, throwing everyone off their game and causing people to die off left and right, all because that slack-ass stay-at-home dad couldn't get their kid some fucking chocolate milk! All of this could've been avoided if they all put their mics on mute. And if I have to sit through a background family dinner with antisocial Jimmy being yelled at by his cunt of a mother because he's been playing games all day, I'm gonna go fucking insane! Turn off your mics unless you have something important to say! And being a trash talking troll doesn't count as important, and I don't care if you're a major league gamer. Just cuz you play a game very well, that doesn't give you a right to be an asshole! Stop it! Your career will be over before you know it, and you'll just be an out-of-work deadbeat bitch parent wishing your kid can get their own fucking chocolate milk! And now you know why I usually stick to single player campaign. Because it's bullshit!
Nathan Aponte
You Know What's Bullshit?! Mic Checks in Online Gaming
Don't get me wrong. Gaming online is fun and interactive, but there's always some assholes that has no concept of how to work their gaming consoles or gaming PCs. For example, a mic. No matter what I play, there's always this jackass that goes “Yo, anybody got a mic? Can you hear me?,” that goes on for five minutes until some fucker turns on their mic and screams until their ears bleed like
“WE ALL HAVE MICS! SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DICK! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU! SHUT UP!”
Now you have a perpetual ringing in your ears loud enough to drown out the frag grenades in your game, and you're considering suing that asshole for blowing out your subwoofer. Thanks to these fuckheads, other gamers have to find players elsewhere, and unfortunately for you, the game's already started and you're running on the battlefield with these two teammates who just started a lifelong hatred for each other. As the game drags on, you notice your team is slowly gaining additional players, all of whom have no idea that their mics have been left on.
Kid: Dad. Dad.
Dad: (playing online) What?
Kid: I want chocolate milk.
Dad: Well, okay. After this game.
Kid: Dad. Dad. I want chocolate milk.
Dad: In a little while, hold on.
Kid: I want chocolate milk.
Dad: Go to your room, man! Go to your room!
Then all of the sudden, a blaring tantrum of childhood bullshit claims the airwaves, throwing everyone off their game and causing people to die off left and right, all because that slack-ass stay-at-home dad couldn't get their kid some fucking chocolate milk! All of this could've been avoided if they all put their mics on mute. And if I have to sit through a background family dinner with antisocial Jimmy being yelled at by his cunt of a mother because he's been playing games all day, I'm gonna go fucking insane! Turn off your mics unless you have something important to say! And being a trash talking troll doesn't count as important, and I don't care if you're a major league gamer. Just cuz you play a game very well, that doesn't give you a right to be an asshole! Stop it! Your career will be over before you know it, and you'll just be an out-of-work deadbeat bitch parent wishing your kid can get their own fucking chocolate milk! And now you know why I usually stick to single player campaign. Because it's bullshit!
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