I didn’t think I would see Chad Apollo. I regret having not.
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"Chad Apollo does not exist, he won't hurt you" Chad Apollo:
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and to explain the linguistic genius that is "glassk" and nodding violently
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I really love his definition of "bug" as "everything Tori will tell Dalton to take back outside"
2 months ago | 53
"Babe, stop saying dumbass things! You're not apollo!" "Touch purple"
2 months ago | 184
Honestly apollo's interaction with the phone scammer was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while it should be a meme
2 months ago | 92
Literally had this argument with my husband so many times. Animals have "language", anyone who says they don't is relying on a definition of language that's inherently anthropocentric. Bird, and other highly intelligent animals with learned communication, have a language with the complexity that their situation requires. I can't talk conure but my bird knows "Morning Mazer" when I lift the sheet each morning.
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This bird is amazing; he can tell the differences between colors, and shapes, he can identify materials just by tapping his beak against them, and probably the most impressive is that he knows the difference between Shrek and Wario
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I would also like to hear more from Apollo regarding plant bugs which we call "lizards"!! 🦎
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"Animals can't use "Language"™ because humans are special!!" Apollo: Touch grass.
2 months ago | 99
I literally had a conversation with my dad about the genius that is this bird and being able to classify objects hes never seen before!! The ceramic wall tiles being glass and a bottlecap being a bowl were my favorite examples
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To be fair you'll tell him "no chewin" and he'll go back to chewin
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Like Alex said "bamerry" for apple possibly because it was red like a cherry but tasted more like a banana. Or my late Grey, Jibber, proclaiming he was "gred" rather than grey and red because that was easier or more personal perhaps.
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Still think his "fresh water, bottle, pour water" phrase-soup is him asking for shower. But, also, not my bird. 🤣
2 months ago | 8
Apollo and Frens
Still waiting to get Apollo a TED talk to explain the linguistic genius that is "Shrock" and "Pisnack"
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