“Get that breathalyzer away from me! It’s a terrorist!”
3 days ago | 1,400
Barstool accused of mortgage fraud, later found dead in cell from apparent suicide
3 days ago | 290
“In order for us to maintain our right to barstools, we have to be able to accept a few barstool related incidents every year” - Karlie Chirk
3 days ago | 82
It knows what your boy does to couches and wont stand for it.
3 days ago | 702
The Department of War seeks to detain all undocumented barstools and return them to their original manufacturers.
3 days ago | 53
"These aren't our barstools. These are Biden's barstools."
3 days ago | 287
Put a cold piece of Argentinian steak on that to reduce the swelling
3 days ago | 34
Maybe drinking while on the job should be a threat to national security
3 days ago | 119
I thought this was a real for a split second before I saw it was from the onion, that’s how crazy American politicians have gotten.
2 days ago | 35
He later came back with an axe and the bar stool won again.
3 days ago | 236
Oh THAT'S why he put a make-up studio in white house ! He has a domestic violence relationship with his furniture.
3 days ago | 92
I LOVE the smell of snowflakes melting in the morning. Smells like VICTORY.
3 days ago | 6
The Onion
Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares…
4 days ago | [YT] | 49,191