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No rules, no referees, no holds barred! WHO WOULD WIN?!

1 month ago | [YT] | 20



@SL-cl9gt

John Wayne— dead Batman: has battled against colossus and Darkseid. But neither of them were indestructible. Kirk: Godzilla has battled against the Super X and MechaGodzilla. The enterprise wouldn’t hurt him.

1 month ago | 2

@BarkeyDog

See, I think a lot of you are wrong. While it's true Godzilla would seem like the obvious answer here, you have to remember that all three of the humans excelled at beating long odds. True, the Duke lost in "The Alamo" (1960) and "Sands of Iwo Jima" (1949), and while he dies in "The Shootist" (1976), he technically still won that fight first. The '89 Batman has access to weapons, cutting edge tech, and understands chemistry, all of which could give him an edge. And Captain Kirk? NEVER BET AGAINST JAMES T. KIRK!

1 month ago | 4

@CrashKinkaide

I decided who would win before I clicked the post, and decided that No Rules would win. I see I have misunderstood the assignment.

1 month ago | 2  

@Trilaan

Here's how nerdy I am. Your image for "70s Godzilla" is actually '60s Godzilla.

1 month ago | 1  

@jamesbennett2291

I think Batman would survive longer against Godzilla then the other2 but would use because he is human

1 month ago | 0  

@TroyBaugh-wu7ek

John Wayne, 💯 of the way. I knew he wouldn't win though, because young people won't watch older movies. They still make Godzilla and Star Trek movies, but there's been a severe shortage of Wayne films since '79

2 weeks ago | 0  

@Demolitiondude

It's godzilla.

1 month ago | 0

@earlleeruhf3130

The answer is Chuck Norris.

1 month ago | 2

@spacemanspiff3052

Kirk always wins!

1 month ago | 0