Shaved, symmetrical, honestly quite heftable. Stellar set. 9/10.
2 years ago | 1,700
Hi Erik, this is youth pastor Tom! Thank you so much for the new material for our scripture based therapy course for confused teens! With this one terrifying image and the power of our lord and saviour, countless youth will be saved from the clutches of sodomy. God bless!
2 years ago | 60
as someone with herpes i always find it so encouraging when someone with a large platform speaks out about their struggle with it, 10/10 bravest balls in the nation
2 years ago | 1,000
I was trapped in a loveless marriage and have now found the balls I needed to leave her! Thanks Erik!
2 years ago | 82
I can't believe you'd show this to us Erik. Us students aren't even close to graduation and you are still giving us gifts. I'll put this in a frame and hang it up on my wall for the kids and relatives to see, they will be very proud.
2 years ago | 479
Opened up YouTube in front of my 4th grade elementary school class. Thanks for this, Eric.
2 years ago | 53
I always wondered what a set of 2-year-old jack-o-laterns would look like if dipped in a radioactive swamp. Now I know. Bless you, Big Money Salvia.
2 years ago | 36
It's ok, Erik, I'm sure it's just stress and anxiety. It happens to a lot of guys, you don't need to be too embarrassed
2 years ago | 155
I've been staring at this for hours, trying to understand what's going on in my head. The flood of emotions I've felt, from relief to disgust to joy to sorrow, have been unmatched for a good 3 months. Between the warts, the zits, the random hairs... hell it reminds me of my own poor attempt at growing a beard. I feel both validated and enlightened, thank you Erik. I will be forever in your debt.
2 years ago | 77
I find it so brave that you would post a pic of your mircoballs in this our time in need. You're our hero.
2 years ago | 81
The level of detail this image provides is honestly astounding. The glorious peaks of the emerging hair follicles rising above the vast crevasses of the scrotum skin ripples provide what should be a serene landscape. This picturesque scene is only scarred by what, even in this still image, is the pulsating, angry, red herpes sore. The volcanic eruption of white discharge will haunt my dreams until my unfortunate demise. This image is truly a blessing and a curse Erik. Damn you I say, damn you.
2 years ago | 169
Its cool you're publicly sharing your struggle with the world, my uncle was also missing his pair and had just skin hanging there. He lost them while in 'Nam when he accidentally paid a Vietcong sympathizer for a good time, always said 2003 was the worst year of this life. Wore daisy dukes like a boss till the day he died, RIP uncle joe.
2 years ago | 41
I author medical text books. Was actually in need of a photo of sever testicular cancer where the tumours make the scrotum and testes look like a ginger root. Thanks Eric!
2 years ago | 13
I now may live a life of sin, for even the deepest pits of hell could not scrounge up the suffering this image has wrought upon me. There can be no greater torment. Thank you, Eric!
2 years ago | 108
They are following me around my room like the eyes of a haunted painting. Kind of jealous of your talent.
2 years ago | 86
I know this is supposed to be gangrene, but the fact that you make it look like bluewaffle warms my heart, and it shows that you are the best creator on this platform!
2 years ago (edited) | 319
for years i have been receiving intensive medical care and therapy for a condition that makes me excruciatingly nauseated. i used to lie awake in agony and would often carry out exorcism-esque vomiting sessions. i have a gilded dry-erase board on my refrigerator that counts the days since my last shit-puke-spewing episode. this morning it read: “364 days since last incident”. now it reads zero. thank you, Erik.
2 years ago | 65
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