Jewish moms in the 90s: "Take this filth off the TV! What is this, South Park? Cartoons that swear? What kind of meshugas is this?! Read a book! And not Goosebumps—a real book, with morals!"
Jewish moms today: Looks at their Gen Z kid, pale, twitchy, hasn't left their room in 3 days, wearing a blm t-shirtand on a laptop glowing with terminal outrage. "Honey... you need to get laid. I’m not saying be a harlot, but for the love of Moses, go outside and find someone who thinks you’re cute! I’ll even drive you—just please, wear deodorant!"
She sighs, glancing at her kid doom-scrolling X (Twitter). "And stop going to rallies to protest stuff you saw on TikTok. Stop tweeting on X about how you’re offended.
Back then it was: “Don’t watch that!” Now it’s: “You talk and act like my mother but 100 times worse
FREAKY (GypsyGeekFreak17)
Jewish Moms: Then vs. Now
Jewish moms in the 90s:
"Take this filth off the TV! What is this, South Park? Cartoons that swear? What kind of meshugas is this?! Read a book! And not Goosebumps—a real book, with morals!"
Jewish moms today:
Looks at their Gen Z kid, pale, twitchy, hasn't left their room in 3 days, wearing a blm t-shirtand on a laptop glowing with terminal outrage.
"Honey... you need to get laid. I’m not saying be a harlot, but for the love of Moses, go outside and find someone who thinks you’re cute! I’ll even drive you—just please, wear deodorant!"
She sighs, glancing at her kid doom-scrolling X (Twitter).
"And stop going to rallies to protest stuff you saw on TikTok. Stop tweeting on X about how you’re offended.
Back then it was: “Don’t watch that!”
Now it’s: “You talk and act like my mother but 100 times worse
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