Napoleon Blownapart

My name is Napoleon Blownapart, and I'm here to ask you a question... have YOU ever fought in any unsanctioned backyard fighting orgs like STREET BEEFS, King of the Ring, or KOTS? If so, and you'd like to potentially be featured in an upcoming video, hit me up at napoleonsbackyard@gmail.com and if possible please send a link to any video footage that may be on YT, or in the case of KOTS, the dark web.

I will do my best to reply to everyone but due to workload may not be able to, so apologies in advance if you don't get a reply.

Picture unrelated.

3 months ago | [YT] | 2,085



@Max123-wi5yc

Got banned from all unsanctioned underground events for using forbidden Yellow Bamboo telekinesis moves and putting superglue on the ground so my opponents couldn’t lift one of their big toes

3 months ago | 321  

@vinylhorror

“Do you wanna be a fuckin Fighter….. backyard fighter” - Dana

3 months ago | 60  

@rustyshackleford8531

I feel like someone needs to add: This is NOT the place to lie on your résumé fellas. Based on the email name alone…

3 months ago | 169

@WarmasterMoloch

Napoleon's Backyard sounds like a very different, but equally sweaty, breathless and painful form of underground internet content. And then the picture would be very much related.

3 months ago | 12  

@user-to9ge8ii9n

One time I tripped and landed with my fist on the sidewalk, it was kinda like I fought the street. I got to walk away while that loser just laid there, so I count it as a win.

3 months ago | 136

@mohammadtaosif

A KOTS fighter will answer your questions through manly grunts

3 months ago | 24  

@HoraceKock

I do dabble in Dim Suk Fuk Deathkido Touch techniques but sadly I’m barred from competition due to the severe lethality I pack with each genius move.

3 months ago | 11

@axemanjim81

My most memorable Street Beef was that time I dropped my burger on the pavement.

3 months ago | 5

@solipsisme8472

Ahegao Dana haunts my nightmares.

3 months ago | 7

@SeedLingRecords

Anything a fighter did to me, it happened to their mom instantaneously. Since then, I've been put in a no-fight list

3 months ago | 11

@Awwscrewit

Sorry but my double red belt in American Aikido-jutsu-fu has made me far too dangerous to fight anymore. Sensei Seagal himself can vouch for me.

3 months ago | 85

@SeanSynthetic

I witnessed Death Sentence once end an entire card of fighters in under two seconds.

3 months ago | 2  

@chocobros1

Death Sentence in the next Blownapart video? That would be just what I need to take my mind off of Raja Jackson

3 months ago | 20

@Reece-u3f

I keep my tongue permanently glued to the roof of my mouth just incase of incoming chi attacks. Thank you master dilman.

3 months ago | 1

@BernardGarcon

I fight social anxiety and my intrusive thoughts. Does that count?

3 months ago | 95

@redclayscholar620

I used to fight in the Kentucky Fight Challenge. It was always fun to say I fought in the KFC. 🤣

3 months ago | 7

@Rafe-h9z

I don’t know him personally but have you ever heard of Leroy Brown? Pretty big and bad dude, real well known in the local scene

3 months ago | 40  

@justinallan5037

When I was a kid I engaged in unsanctioned rock fights at the local quarry with my brothers

3 months ago | 3

@SideClimbSteve

My toe lost a fight with my doorframe last week if that counts

3 months ago | 1

@ThrobDongus

Thats crazy, I just watched your ancient video about these orgs last weekend

3 months ago | 3