Abandoned Films

Ideas for "The Most Thai Man in the World"

1 month ago | [YT] | 76

@jimalexander9230

He could also be the most Thai woman in the world... but you won't find out until you pay.

1 month ago | 37  

@nneisler

He’s not relaxed because life is easy. Life is easy because he’s relaxed.

1 month ago | 8

@abandonedfilms 

"His ping pong balls skills are unmatched, and he's never played ping pong He says he will love you long time. No matter how long you've known him, you will always have doubts about his biological gender"

1 month ago | 13

@captainfury497

He is more of a woman than the average Western woman

1 month ago | 8  

@ElectroAtletico

His flip-flops have more mileage than most cars.

1 month ago | 17  

@Jonathan-gj1rl

He describes a bowl of pure lava as "barely spicy"

1 month ago | 14

@Poisonedblade

His Tesla is just a Tuk Tuk with a Nintendo Switch in the back.

1 month ago | 2

@juandiegomoralesdecastro1332

He smiles even when he's stuck in traffic for 12 hours.

1 month ago | 3

@Poisonedblade

When he orders his food spicy, he needs to eat it fast, before it burns through the plate... and the table.

1 month ago | 3

@Poisonedblade

He was conceived in a Muay Thai Clinch.

1 month ago | 1

@elitecombatfitnesscentral

As a baby,he drank Siracha from a bottle…

1 month ago (edited) | 2  

@irfkaptan

If you visit Thailand….You are one stage before meeting M.Bison

1 month ago (edited) | 4

@RainerWixxler

He got his first scooter at birth..

1 month ago | 6

@thefranken-thing

He was once attacked by a tiger. He won by leg kick TKO.

1 month ago | 4

@fafa8

I don’t always drink but when I do, it’s always with my wife’s hard earned money.

1 month ago (edited) | 6

@thefranken-thing

He exclusively listens to music that sounds like the cries of dying elephants.

1 month ago | 3  

@nneisler

He loves Buddhism, his King and Family, but not as much as loves Muay Thai!

1 month ago | 2

@Poisonedblade

He's never been to Florida, but he would like it there.

1 month ago | 2

@AlohaSnackbar-pc9gd

Proud he is not Cambodian

1 month ago | 3

@somebodysnobody

Absolutely nothing happens without lemongrass ...

1 month ago | 3