Saw a naked crackhead lady while driving to Best Buy. Probably 5% body fat. Only thing she had was a torn-up raincoat and a grocery bag. Started recording her for scientific purposes until she noticed the phone and started chasing my car. I was going 40 miles per hour but somehow she was keeping up. She was side-by-side with my rearview mirror — I could see her eyes. Bright yellow. I’m starting to think she was a mutant or some shit. I can’t stop thinking about her. Part of me wishes she caught up to me, but i will probably never see her again unless i go to hell.
APEP.
Saw a naked crackhead lady while driving to Best Buy. Probably 5% body fat. Only thing she had was a torn-up raincoat and a grocery bag. Started recording her for scientific purposes until she noticed the phone and started chasing my car. I was going 40 miles per hour but somehow she was keeping up. She was side-by-side with my rearview mirror — I could see her eyes. Bright yellow.
I’m starting to think she was a mutant or some shit. I can’t stop thinking about her. Part of me wishes she caught up to me, but i will probably never see her again unless i go to hell.
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