ya know it's satire cause nasa can't afford to make announcements.
3 days ago | 2,100
Astrophysicist here, and can confirm we’ve been observing the moon being jittery about its current position for months. We even caught it scouting for bigger planets during working hours. We tried implementing mandatory gratitude hours with no success. We all knew this was coming.
3 days ago | 954
Do you think the Pluto system would be open for an internship here? or have we burned that bridge?
3 days ago (edited) | 583
"UFO's and extraterrestrial life break off contact with Earth out of fear and second hand embarassment."
3 days ago | 342
"Bigger both physically and emotionally" it was quoted as saying
3 days ago | 129
The moon worried that Katy Perry was getting too close. I can’t blame it.
3 days ago | 188
The funny thing is that the Moon is indeed moving further away from Earth, but it's happening so slowly that the Sun will die before the Moon could deorbit Earth
3 days ago | 45
I'm so happy for the Moon. On to bigger and better things.
3 days ago | 22
NASA didn’t announce that, it was leaked on a group TikTok post, that was supposed to be private.
3 days ago | 112
I don't blame it. I was just having a conversation with the moon. It told me it was so tired of humans putting trash on it. It was disgusted it was being treated like a dump.
3 days ago | 29
The Onion
NASA Announces Moon Will Be Leaving Earth’s Orbit To Take On New Position With Bigger Planet
Read Full Story: theonion.com/nasa-announces-moon-will-be-leaving-e…
3 days ago | [YT] | 28,343