When she rolls up looking like Joan of Arc, you know the date's going to be fire.
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Another caption I saw for the first one was “when he says he’s into middle aged women”
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Question her on the quality of her armor because that mail is butted, not riveted
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If woman is wearing full armor and picks me up. I’m asking for her hand in marriage.
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Glad to see Joan of Arc still running around and defending France.
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If you are go on a date with someone and the first time you meet them they’re wearing full plate. There’s only one thing you can do give them a ring of protection. You know to protect them from all those other suitors because damn that’s awesome.
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With regards to the last image, in one of our forgotten realms campaigns I had my Kobold character kidnap Volo, as in the author of Volo’s Guide to Monsters, and force him to publish a retraction for his guide’s entry on Kobolds as slanderous and uninformed. Kobolds are not tiny weak cowards who go blind in the sun, they are miniature stealth-dragons who go blind in the sun! This was all in good fun, play your games how you like. =)
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Propose on the spot, drawing your sword for extra flair, because of course you to showed up in full medieval regalia.
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For the first one, say “Hey, I’ve gotta make a quick stop on the way, is that okay? Oh and in a completely unrelated matter, what’s your ring size?”
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I'd say to her, "Are we doing a tournament or a dungeon crawl? We need to swing by my place so I can grab my gear."
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"I'm not sure this is what your friends meant when they said to Bring Protection." 😂
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Remember that we're in London and go back for my armor to survive the bus/train ride.
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I'd grin deviously like Mary on the battlefield in Return of the King: "My ladyyyy..." 😂
1 week ago | 2
The bard practicing excelent guitar safety and string discipline id the hidden gem of these pics.
2 weeks ago | 4
Spend the next 27 minutes trying to get that armor off, then spend the next 3 minutes trying to get her off.
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the best D&D memes that I’ve seen this week! #dnd #dndmemes #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #DNDtiktok
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