Sigma Monkey

WE are not getting to heaven 🥀

4 days ago | [YT] | 66,124



@jancoescapagrados6538

Teacher: If you don't do my work I'll call your parents The orphan:

4 days ago | 4,500  

@1skeletoner

''Tell your parents" was the hardest sentence this year 💀

4 days ago | 5,400  

@a-cygnus

Damn, can't believe he'd talk to Batman that way.

4 days ago | 1,800

@Temp-onsoundcloud

Lmao he really said “where your mom at? oh wait nvm” 😂

4 days ago | 1,700

@SunsetImpala289

Damn, he really was like "I was at your moms house, just kidding, you don't have one" 💀

4 days ago | 626  

@Tocci_

That's straight up evil bro

4 days ago | 1,100

@Ashireiko_Tatsumi

This is why Batman hates Joker.

4 days ago | 420

@KgauheloRealeboha

This is one of the few situations where saying "That's DIABOLICAL" is acceptable

3 days ago | 64

@frankhan8993

when I was in middle school, a kid didn't finish his homework and the teacher said "i will call your parents here", and the kid calmly responded "bet you can't bring them up from the graves" teacher just left after this

2 days ago | 22

@MorphingGrid101

"I'm gonna ask Alfred to prepare my car"

4 days ago | 193

@PokefreakMaster333

“No, I’ll tell yours” would be the perfect comeback

3 days ago | 59

@Ashireiko_Tatsumi

Everybody gangsta until the orphan deletes his parents and Uno Reverse that question.

4 days ago | 65

@daniel_barkley

“Go tell your parents. Oh wait, you have none” 💀

4 days ago | 257  

@aab1254

Technoblade cyberbullying a child (circa 2020), colorized

4 days ago | 59

@marymikel9193

Exodus 22:22-23 Ye shall not afflict any widow or fatherless child. If thou afflict them in any wise, and they cry at all unto Me, I will surely hear their cry; Do stupid things unrepented and there's a cost. An earthly parent can't even come close to the level of consequences the creator can do.

1 day ago (edited) | 5

@netherpalooza

dude brought a knife to a gun fight

4 days ago | 22

@bigkomikus

we? who's we? there is no we.

4 days ago | 39  

@ፔ̇̈

I’m more concerned about the first guy’s grammar. 💀

4 days ago | 169  

@Za_warudo_6225

This generation truly has a broken sense of humor.

2 days ago | 5

@FatallyParasocial

It's all fun and games until the orphan whips out a ouija board

2 days ago | 8