Simon Clark

An exquisite email I received this morning.

Feel like this has copypasta potential?

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 8,173

@hamsterminator

This has "what do you mean i can't jump into the tiger enclosure at the zoo? Well I'm going to bloody do it in defiance, you hippy!" energy.

2 weeks ago | 3,700

@ironmaiden795

So nice to get an email from the president himself.

2 weeks ago | 5,100  

@maxresdefault_

"t is economicalyl destructive" What a wordsmith

2 weeks ago | 988

@BirdMoose

It's cool to see someone write something without ChatGPT in 2025 so that's nice.

2 weeks ago (edited) | 666

@aidenkoh2426

I love how they said “the western world” as if climate change just magically doesn’t affect the rest of the world.

2 weeks ago | 185

@Williamtolduso

Paradoxically this dude's position is exactly what will bring down western civilization.

2 weeks ago | 2,700

@RationaLess

If I saw this sort of monologue in fiction I'd say the author doesn't understand the other side or how humans behave and think in general. But of course reality remains stranger than fiction

2 weeks ago | 970

@jadissa3841

Gotta love how they think "greenie" as an insult 😂

2 weeks ago | 974

@STRESSball2122

"Mmm-kay?" Followed by "this is WAR" is just hilarious

2 weeks ago | 74

@boxylemons7961

It’s disturbing how trying to keep the planet habitable has become so demonized by certain people. They legit think having the oil industry make less money and not having microplastics in their brains and testicles is evil

2 weeks ago | 1,000

@kat4923

"I don't want to be slightly inconvenienced, I want to be able to burn the only home I have in this universe!! 😫

2 weeks ago | 359

@williamwade2674

notice how they don’t raise an argument

2 weeks ago | 1,400

@ivankolinic5679

Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, those who claim themselves to be on the logical side of the argument

2 weeks ago | 35

@SAShaffer

I like how you can tell the writer was steadily getting more angry by the end. As punctuation and spelling went out the window

2 weeks ago | 12

@dracodragon105

Average leaded gas behavior

2 weeks ago | 27

@acphantom6437

"Destroying the planet on purpose because im a toddler" We're doomed

2 weeks ago | 8

@Xiph1980

"hi sir, you seem to be in distress. Are you doing okay? Kind regards."

2 weeks ago | 73

@RuralJuror420

I swear these idiots who can’t even spell insist on trashing the environment for the sake of “owning the libs” are crazy.

2 weeks ago | 183

@CasualServitor

Its insane that on one hand we have people who want people to keep living, and maybe we could keep the environment alive still, and on the other hand we have people who dont.. want that. And everyone in the middle is just waiting for the people on each side to tell them how to think.

2 weeks ago | 43

@Notsogoodguitarguy

Most rational and emotionally balanced fossil fuel enjoyer.

2 weeks ago | 386