When a male human over ten years old pick up a stick from the ground and hold it like a sword you know what kind of sounds he imagine.
1 week ago | 64
Real men don't want a lightsaber. Real men want ANOTHER lightsaber.
6 days ago | 34
“No Homer you’re thinking about a guy with two lightsabres” “I gotta tell you guys, this is pretty terrific”
6 days ago | 64
My wife thinks five light sabers are excessive. I wonder what she'll say when she finds out I ordered two more.
3 days ago | 3
“Zom! Zorb!” Yes. Those are lightsaber sounds. Apparently.
6 days ago | 34
Men just want peace and what makes them happy for the most part...We are simplistic and the smallest things can satisfy us like just watching our favorite team win while on a couch...We may even collect things from our childhood too just to hold on to the simplistic feeling 😊
3 days ago | 1
I want Pong Krell's lightsabers. Not because he was a cool guy, but because two duel lightsabers (and four arms) sounds awesome
6 days ago | 18
IRL women anytime a guy finds a hobby he enjoys and it doesn't benefit her in some way lol
1 day ago | 1
My gf bought me a lightsaber hilt style torch lighter. Flame glows red when burning. Shoots a flame about 7 inches.
5 days ago (edited) | 3
Wasn't expecting to see a cyanide & happiness comic but pretty damn true
6 days ago | 6
Padme for three years since the start of the Clone Wars and their secret wedding (I'm pretty sure they already DID somewhere along the line)
1 week ago | 13
Had to scroll down a little bit to see the next box. Him holding a saber made my day. Thank you. :) Also would have been a plus if the girl was wearing Leia in a metal bikini outfit.
6 days ago (edited) | 3
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1 week ago | [YT] | 2,680