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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel theonion.com/orlando-bloom-spotted-at-dinner-with-…

1 day ago | [YT] | 10,712



@georgeshrinks3039

Experts believe this is the first step in forming the Fellowship of the EU.

1 day ago | 766

@MAbed

that's a direct challenge to dethrone justin trudeau and katy perry as the new "it couple" and it just might work :p

1 day ago | 681

@johnnibaz6883

Heartbreak for Liz Truss

1 day ago | 303

@spuriouslathos2518

Onion having to master the art of being subtly absurd because life can't be any more outlandish these days.

1 day ago | 177

@Enbionic_Titan

Barack Obama spotted with Former First Lady Michelle Obama

1 day ago | 211

@a.t.9219

I swear I scrolled through outrageous headlines from legitimate news outlets today that I thought were from The Onion, including this one. Turns out the one with the least outrageous headline was the real deal… what timeline are we living in 😭😭 EDIT: wow i came back and didnt expect this many likes thanks ya

1 day ago (edited) | 588

@noptimized

Bloom was wearing the RFK Jr. “date night” outfit: a denim shirt and no pants.

1 day ago | 85

@Tryseratops

I guess this is an indicator of how out of touch I am with popular culture. I didn't get the article, saw all the comments about KP and JT. Then had to look it up. Oh Onion, I think I would have been happier in my blissful ignorance.

1 day ago | 74

@Appetite4Rose

Always knew those 2 would get it together 😍

1 day ago | 98

@jasonolszanicky4035

Did he order the bloomin Onion?

1 day ago | 311

@jimjam7830

"They're taking the hobbits to Heidelberg"

14 hours ago | 2

@OffWhiteDaz

Their couple name could be "Blangela" or "Blerkal" or my favourite "Orlangela"

16 hours ago (edited) | 3

@Lawrence-k4d

They had a deep discussion on what it's like to have vowels at the beginning and end of your first name.

13 hours ago | 1

@deltahalo241

So this is why Bloom never responded to my birthday invitation, never have I felt so betrayed!

12 hours ago | 1

@schattentaenzerin

She'd do anything to get out of having to go to Friedrich Merz's birthday party.

1 day ago | 4

@breft3416

The Onion's greatest achievement is out- satirizing the comments sections it inspires!

23 hours ago | 2

@beatricet5682

I know what it's like to sit across a dining room table from Orlando Bloom, and look directly at that beautiful smile and sparkling brown eyes... and it is GLORIOUS! 💕

10 hours ago | 0

@alexandernev24

Justin told Orlando to do better ....he did

22 hours ago | 2

@juanf5391

I miss Merkel. She and Obama made a great international work power couple.

11 hours ago | 2

@mdixon4212

Take THAT Katy Perry, two can play at this game!

19 hours ago | 2