Experts believe this is the first step in forming the Fellowship of the EU.
1 day ago | 766
that's a direct challenge to dethrone justin trudeau and katy perry as the new "it couple" and it just might work :p
1 day ago | 681
Onion having to master the art of being subtly absurd because life can't be any more outlandish these days.
1 day ago | 177
Barack Obama spotted with Former First Lady Michelle Obama
1 day ago | 211
I swear I scrolled through outrageous headlines from legitimate news outlets today that I thought were from The Onion, including this one. Turns out the one with the least outrageous headline was the real deal… what timeline are we living in 😭😭 EDIT: wow i came back and didnt expect this many likes thanks ya
1 day ago (edited) | 588
Bloom was wearing the RFK Jr. “date night” outfit: a denim shirt and no pants.
1 day ago | 85
I guess this is an indicator of how out of touch I am with popular culture. I didn't get the article, saw all the comments about KP and JT. Then had to look it up. Oh Onion, I think I would have been happier in my blissful ignorance.
1 day ago | 74
Their couple name could be "Blangela" or "Blerkal" or my favourite "Orlangela"
16 hours ago (edited) | 3
They had a deep discussion on what it's like to have vowels at the beginning and end of your first name.
13 hours ago | 1
So this is why Bloom never responded to my birthday invitation, never have I felt so betrayed!
12 hours ago | 1
She'd do anything to get out of having to go to Friedrich Merz's birthday party.
1 day ago | 4
The Onion's greatest achievement is out- satirizing the comments sections it inspires!
23 hours ago | 2
I know what it's like to sit across a dining room table from Orlando Bloom, and look directly at that beautiful smile and sparkling brown eyes... and it is GLORIOUS! 💕
10 hours ago | 0
I miss Merkel. She and Obama made a great international work power couple.
11 hours ago | 2
The Onion
Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel theonion.com/orlando-bloom-spotted-at-dinner-with-…
1 day ago | [YT] | 10,712