WOODSLY R. ROUNDUP!!!

HUH? WHAT? I'M KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING! IT'S TIME AGAIN ALREADY??? I HAVEN'T PREPARED AT ALL!!!! IT'S THE BIG THIRTY!!!! ONE MONTH EXACTLY!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO DO SOMETHING BIG!!!!!!!

HOLD ON FRIEND (INSIDE ME), I GOT THIS!!!!!

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HERE!!!! TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!!!

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(something is wrapped up in the newspaper)

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(You got the FLIMSY PICKAXE!)

(It seems to have fallen apart a long time ago... and Malius isn't in this dark world... can you find a way to fix it?)

KEEP IT SAFE!!!! IT'LL BE OF GREAT USE TO YA LATER I RECKON!!!!! WITH YER HELP, WE CAN CUT "THIRTY" DOWN TO "THIRTEEN"!!!! OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!! HUH? MY LOCATION??? YA DON'T KNOW?????? I DON'T KNOW EITHER, FRIEND (INSIDE ME)!!!! I'LL GET BACK TO YA!!!!!!! TOMORROW!!!!

NEWS??? NEWS?!?!!?!? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR NEWS!!!!! WHAT DO YA WANT ME TO SAY??? TODAY, I SAT IN A CELL ALL DAY, SHOT AT MY GUITAR, AND STABBED AT THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!!!!! FIX THE PICKAXE!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S IT FOR THE FRIEND INSIDE ME RODEO!!!! MORE FOR YA TOMORROW FRIEND!!!!!

YEE-HAW!!!!

SEEYA, FRIEND (INSIDE ME)

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