The Jade Mountain Archive

So let's say - completely hypothetically - that you were going to explain the books in arc 2 to someone, except do it badly... what would you say?

5 months ago | [YT] | 1,052



@tornbane

"School is scary, glad there is this very old man to whisper in my head to not trust anyone"

5 months ago | 182  

@glitchseer

BOOOM, ICE, 🔥🔥 FIRE 🔥🔥, MAGIC, STRAWBERRY hits

5 months ago | 112  

@Auourlia

Group of classmates decide to thwart a terrorist bombing and murder attempt while stopping an international criminal and 2000 year old super-dragon

5 months ago | 244  

@Ephram_Nelson_The_Giratina

Group of children decide to throw hands with Bill Cipher if he was a dragon

5 months ago | 105  

@otherheartedblackwolf

dragon go brrrr (most detailed explanation out there)

5 months ago (edited) | 136  

@imrihitson

You come home from school to escape reality by reading about dragons going to school 😂

5 months ago | 76  

@Eekaman

Turtle makes a self insert story about himself where he has to defeat a villain but his sister constantly begs Turtle to make her a character in his story and maybe team up with the villain because Turtle made him sound cool

5 months ago | 36  

@anubisdragon8119

2000+ year old Darkstalker: "Hello, fellow kids!"

5 months ago | 12  

@ChaosCatNya

Some baby dragons fight insane dragons with superpowers, and there's also romance

5 months ago | 62  

@CJBest-l3m

Fire girl makes evil boy appear. Smart boi outsmarts him in a game of chess and evil boy explodes in rage a is reborn into a tiny baby rainbow.

5 months ago (edited) | 22  

@lucuzlol

6 traumatized children fight the most powerful being in the history of the universe while also thinking hes perfectly sane

5 months ago | 21  

@Scarletfrost_Edits

A quiet girl, fluffy rainbow, dude with mommy issues, a prince with secret powers, an arsonist, and a snobby prince take down a guy with serious daddy issues.

5 months ago (edited) | 166  

@QibliMON64

Quiet kid with superpowers, nepo baby, death itself, another quiet kid, and my best boi having a death wish

4 months ago | 2  

@BrightBurn1997

(Darkstalker proceeds to say the entire AM hate monologue because Winter had the AUDACITY to exist)

5 months ago (edited) | 45  

@SandyNight_the_sandnightwing

I HAD A GIANT PARAGRAPH BEING WRITTEN BUT MY BEDTIME REMINDER DELETED IT. So here’s a short summary. Mental health nightwing has friends. Bubbly rainbow dragon, blue ice dragon with daddy issues, yellow sandy boi, insecure green sea dragon. They go off on adventures. That leads to pyschopath nightwing from the past who’s supposed to be dead, being freed from being under a mountain. Insecure green sea dragon fights obnoxious sea dragon sister with magic. Sandy boi and daddy issued blue ice dragon go to desert to see sandy boi’s grandpappy and other family members. Blah blah blah. Ice dragon night dragon battle. Ice dragon queen dies, blue ice dragon’s cousin is now queen. Pyschopath nightwing dragon from past eats strawberry, becomes rainbow dragon nightwing dragon hybrid. Problems solved.

5 months ago | 48  

@BlooJayisdrawing

Small babies fight big not baby with the power of nerdiness and friendship

5 months ago | 17  

@MSTdragon308

Average multicultural dragon school experience

5 months ago | 1  

@Moonwatcher.and.Senku.7014

There was a mountain a school . And there was a moon girl a sand guy a rainbow girl and a cold one

5 months ago | 1  

@GrantasticFun

WE MISS U JADE

5 months ago | 4  

@MaryDavison-bx5cn

There dragons and big mean dragon and strawberry 🍓

4 months ago | 3