Parks and Recreation

Who needs a laugh? Comment below the funniest lines from Pawnee Citizens 🤣

4 months ago | [YT] | 1,177

@maggielaw6320

"Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government's business."

4 months ago | 314

@ti0903

“My bird is missing. I need a permit to post signs” “Lemme just look for that form-” “There’s no time. he can FLY”

4 months ago (edited) | 197

@teztheis3654

“Have we considered burning the fence? Just setting it ablaze?” “That’s arson” “we’ll leave that up to the lawyers, the point is, it would work”

4 months ago | 134

@sebastiancastronunez459

What I am supposed to do with my kids all day? Keep them at my house, where I live?

4 months ago | 550

@BeckTech-u4e

"But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for forty years and I feel terrible."

4 months ago (edited) | 319

@Bakabakaonichan

“There’s a sign at Ramsett Park that says ‘Don’t drink the sprinkler water’, so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection”

4 months ago | 1,000

@ScarletSerenade

“There are an alarming shortage of benches in your parks. I wanna sit more!!!”

4 months ago | 281

@schelbywithac1605

“I got banned from the games just because I yelled ‘you suck’ at the players” “According to the complaint you yelled it at eight year old girls” “WHO SUCK! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!”

4 months ago (edited) | 416

@tromboneman1133

Leslie: “Does anyone know what we risk when we have unprotected sex?” Seniors: “Heart attack.” “Falling in love.” “Partner dies on top of you!” This scene made me pause the episode cause I was laughing so hard.

4 months ago | 294

@rage_of_aquarius

During the condom demonstration: "...and what do we do if the banana is soft and mushy and doglegs sharply to the left?"

4 months ago (edited) | 66

@ironman-vn5bd

I found a sandwich in one of your parks and I want to know why it didn’t have mayonnaise?

4 months ago | 304

@Mackkkkck

If sugar is so bad how come Jesus made it taste so good

4 months ago | 216

@animefan1929

"I work hard for my unemployment check"

4 months ago | 60

@GO_ASTROS27

“Her daughter is an idiot her, her daughter is an idiot,my daughters nine!”

4 months ago (edited) | 197

@gracebailey5989

"You took away my right to have a paunch burger right next to my home. Now if I want a triple decker breakfast pizza, I have to go to the one that's 30 minutes away and that makes me 20 minutes late for work.....I work from home" "Have you considered not eating that for breakfast?" "I'll never consider that!"

4 months ago | 55

@CVZemo

".... what's your question?" "I Don't know. I'm just scared."

4 months ago | 115

@WaywardFanboy

“My dog went to one of your parks and ate another dog’s feces and I’m going to sue you for that!” 😠

4 months ago | 64

@pendulum682

" I made this in your pottery class. It's terrible".

4 months ago | 177

@trevorhensley3185

If we put a tax on soda, what's next? Income?

4 months ago | 134

@jdms65

“My…friend thinks you’re cute. Give me your number so he can have it.”

4 months ago | 31