Parks and Recreation

Who needs a laugh? Comment below the funniest lines from Pawnee Citizens 🤣

2 months ago | [YT] | 1,176

@maggielaw6320

"Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government's business."

2 months ago | 314

@schelbywithac1605

“I got banned from the games just because I yelled ‘you suck’ at the players” “According to the complaint you yelled it at eight year old girls” “WHO SUCK! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!”

2 months ago (edited) | 416

@ScarletSerenade

“There are an alarming shortage of benches in your parks. I wanna sit more!!!”

2 months ago | 281

@ti0903

“My bird is missing. I need a permit to post signs” “Lemme just look for that form-” “There’s no time. he can FLY”

2 months ago (edited) | 197

@teztheis3654

“Have we considered burning the fence? Just setting it ablaze?” “That’s arson” “we’ll leave that up to the lawyers, the point is, it would work”

2 months ago | 134

@pendulum682

" I made this in your pottery class. It's terrible".

2 months ago | 177

@25k_vibezz

“Her daughter is an idiot her, her daughter is an idiot,my daughters nine!”

2 months ago (edited) | 197

@CVZemo

".... what's your question?" "I Don't know. I'm just scared."

2 months ago | 115

@Bakabakaonichan

“There’s a sign at Ramsett Park that says ‘Don’t drink the sprinkler water’, so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection”

2 months ago | 1,000

@sebastiancastronunez459

What I am supposed to do with my kids all day? Keep them at my house, where I live?

2 months ago | 550

@gracebailey5989

"You took away my right to have a paunch burger right next to my home. Now if I want a triple decker breakfast pizza, I have to go to the one that's 30 minutes away and that makes me 20 minutes late for work.....I work from home" "Have you considered not eating that for breakfast?" "I'll never consider that!"

2 months ago | 55

@rage_of_aquarius

During the condom demonstration: "...and what do we do if the banana is soft and mushy and doglegs sharply to the left?"

2 months ago (edited) | 66

@BeckTech-u4e

"But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for forty years and I feel terrible."

2 months ago (edited) | 319

@animefan1929

"I work hard for my unemployment check"

2 months ago | 60

@trevorhensley3185

If we put a tax on soda, what's next? Income?

2 months ago | 134

@Mackkkkck

If sugar is so bad how come Jesus made it taste so good

2 months ago | 216

@clarisahernandez5280

"Oh Ann, you beautiful land mermaid." At least I think I heard that.

2 months ago | 43

@hypermoose5794

“Her daughter is an idiot!”, “Her daughter is an idiot”

2 months ago | 22

@idoye5112

The whole "don't be suspicious" scene🤣

2 months ago | 20

@yatowmotd

“Eighteen is pretty young to be mayor. What were you, like, twelve?”

2 months ago | 293