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What would you if you were a 14th century Breton nobleman serving Bertrand de Guesclin in his Languedoc campaign of the Hundred Years’ War fighting against the English?

1 week ago | [YT] | 525



@thepatriarchy8443

If I were a Breton, I'd just use my magicka on my lord's enemies.

1 week ago | 232

@superxristakos9632

Perfect question rud

1 week ago | 108

@tullymartin3240

Form a complete sentence sire.

1 week ago | 113

@thewitchishammered

I'd probably say...."Not to worry sir, for I have a cunning plan"

1 week ago | 125  

@stacypastry2440

I would double-check my post for typos. 😅

1 week ago | 41

@comparatorclock

Somehow, this question is simultaneously oddly specific and not specific enough

1 week ago | 4

@ErmisSouldatos

I'd probably confuse everyone around me because I'm wearing 21st century clothes and I don't speak either Breton or French. If I tried to speak English to them, on the other hand, they would kill me. So I'm stuck pretending to be a mute untill I learn the language.

1 week ago | 76

@operationlemonostrich7058

Most likely die horribly on the battlefield with an arrow sticking out of my forehead.

1 week ago | 26

@rhodesridge

Learn my Paternoster by heart, recite my Aves, and burn a pound of wax candles in the Cathedral at Rennes so my Maker and Fashioner may have mercy on my soul all leprous and foul.

1 week ago | 13

@Anglophobiaisevil

Begin breeding cheese molds while grinding down crystals for magnifying lenses to look for penecilin branch structures, then once i found it, begin producing penecilin teas for my sides wounded to drink after the surgeries id begin taking on andagically succeeding due to washing my hands and splashing gin on everything .

1 week ago | 2

@spary5751

What would I what?

1 week ago | 67

@SkyllusBr

Buy Bitcoin

1 week ago | 61

@smarty61997

Don't talk smart with me

1 week ago | 24

@MrNuclearz

That would suck, they didnt have videogames back then.

1 week ago | 13

@Andrew-ef9sb

Serve my lord as a priest in his army. Caring for the sick and guarding their souls ✝️

1 week ago | 5

@konnoroesterblad8398

I'd follow his leadership honorably while at the same time trying to do what's best for my family to preserve and expand our titles and lands. I wouldn't be loyal to the point of making our line extinct, but I would willingly serve up to my own death. Family, Duty, Honor!

1 week ago | 2

@HLS_designs

>go to Pont l’Abbée >ask vaness for a pint >buy cider >take a ship at Loctudy >you can go to Languedoc

1 week ago | 8

@stephenmills8812

“Oui oui, my horse is a-gallopin’”

1 week ago | 7

@TheStoicSage9907

I'd be happy bc I'd live in a society where honour and virtue are appreciated, additionally the bretons had crazy social mobility at that time so i could probably make a name for myself as a renowned marshall or captain. Maybe defect to the British as there'd be a greater chance of breton independence under them. And drink lots of cider of course!

1 week ago (edited) | 9

@bentaylor6742

Go to the Holy Roman Empire and become a mercenary.

1 week ago | 10