Breaking: Ice begins to dig holes in search of the underground railroad.
1 week ago | 5,000
this is obvious satire because 100% would be WAY too low
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He's also arranging to subsidize 3/5 of any movie showing slaves happily working the cotton fields.
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Trump: "Also, we will be decreasing the price of slaves by 100%, 200%, and sometimes 1000%."
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…what an age we live in where I wasn’t even sure if this was satire or not before seeing “The Onion.”
1 week ago | 50
"Donald Trump announces new book titled 'If I Did It!'." - The Onion eventually.
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Satire in the era of Trump must be a gruelling job. The amount of work it takes to come up with concepts outlandish enough that there's a slight chance they might not immediately be taken for the truth, and maybe won't come true for at least a week or two…
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There's a non-zero percent chance Trump takes this as a real news source and convinces himself that he did that.
1 week ago | 38
You just know that this is coming. Plus, a 300% tariff is if Morgan Freeman ever plays god again........
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New Department of Dangling Money on Strings in Front of Poor People to be funded by this tax.
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He has turned his back on people like me who voted him into office. I’m a depressed 30 year old alcoholic and now you’re telling me I can’t even go watch a movie that has a sad ending without a 100% tax added on?
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The onion 😹😹😹😹😹 I really have to respect how you're still able to come up with ideas where real news in the US is already so absurd every dam
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Trump describes Twelve Years a Slave as "that movie where a hard working southern businessman has his property taken unjustly"
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This rule will go to the courts where they'll eventually settle on a 3/5 compromise
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The Onion
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape theonion.com/trump-imposes-100-tax-on-movies-where…
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