i said "can you spot me a drink" and now I'm signing a 17 page contract
1 month ago | 490
He’s the kind of guy to loan you $2, reveal it came with a 5000% interest and state he won’t wave the interest unless you hang out with him, drink diet soda and play burn out revenge for the PS2.
1 month ago (edited) | 392
“you owe me one MILLION dollars unless you go pet that dog over there”
1 month ago | 16
If I see Jacinthe, I run away screaming. If I see Corbeau, I compliment him and bow down to the short king himself and pay him even if I don’t owe him anything.
1 month ago | 74
freaky sonic dot gif thank you for drawing him, corbeau, jacinthe, and lebanne have been rotting my brain for the last month
1 month ago | 231
He definitely seems like the kind to loan you two dollars but complains about how you need to get a job the entire time
3 weeks ago | 1
My bisexual ass cannot handle Legends Z-A. I mean, Corbeau, Ivor, Jacinthe???? Augh
1 month ago | 19
I remember him, I asked him if he could help me reach some $2 flour from the top shelf while I was shopping and now I’m legally required to tell people that yes he would loan them two dollars
4 weeks ago | 1
June, who is he LITERALLY looking down on, this short king should be looking up, OR someone is giving him uppies XD
1 month ago | 33
Honestly given my current twitter timeline I think I probably do owe him back a lot more than $2
4 weeks ago | 2
GinjaNinjaOwO
Guy you can trust to loan you $2
1 month ago | [YT] | 18,881