Every time the door opens it should say “Hello perpetrator”
4 years ago | 149
I wouldn’t shop there because very special agent Beazit is in there and he knows I’m a perpetrator and would likely do a highly uncomfortable skitalidoo on me.
4 years ago | 134
Is that a pet store in the next unit?? Now that's cold, Very Special Agent Dick Beazit, that's cold...
4 years ago | 27
He's doing a raid after business hours? Do you have any idea how expensive it is to pay a government employee to work past 5:00pm?
4 years ago | 65
Every time the door opens a sound of a dog getting shot should be audibly played
4 years ago | 4
I have one of your shirts from Ares armor still.Its the one with the ATF protecting and serving the shit out of you. Still in almost perfect condition.
4 years ago
| 25
☝️ I would like to call Firearms Unknown my place of employment..... Too bad it's a 6 hour one way commute.... Is that a "Help Wanted" sign on the right of the door?
4 years ago (edited) | 20
He's not looking at you, he's looking at the Vape shop next door.
4 years ago | 1
❤️lake forest … hello perpetrators. Come buy our fine children’s books!
4 years ago
| 2
Why, hello agent Beazit. Why yes, my books are in order, are yours?
4 years ago | 2
Firearms Unknown
When you see it
4 years ago | [YT] | 1,419