Eaglebauer's Record Collection

Bands with gimmicks and shitty songwriting are the bane of all that's worthy in rock n roll.

It's kinda...sorta neat that the AC3 7" I took a chance on features a drummer who, at the time of recording, was only four years old. And the little guy actually does a passable job. Unfortunately, his chops are showcased with two adults (I don't know if they're his parents or not and don't care enough to look) whose idea of writing a song is to take one guitar riff and one phrase and then repeat it ad nauseum for a few minutes with really no variation.

I mean...I get it. I have an Old Skull LP from the early 90s that was recorded when the band members were about nine years old and it's good for a laugh. But if you know that the only reason anyone pays you any attention is because you have a little kid on your roster or your whole band wears the same weird mask or some other stupid, gimmicky thing like that, maybe try something else. If I want a puppet show with shitty music I can always just go to the local Chucky Cheese.

2 years ago | [YT] | 4